I went on a date with someone from a local church. Attractive, traditional and saving herself for marriage (and it was legit) and very kind.

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Canadians are rude as fuck and I loathe the majority of them that I’ve ever met.

They are. They’re naturally condescending, passive aggressive, and arrogant.

I was on a small group tour in Normandy once and this fucking fruit from Canada started arguing with the tour guide about the effectiveness of the US’s invasion strategy on D Day. Not only that, he would translate the guide’s response to French for his girlfriend before he’d come back with another argument because they signed up for an English speaking tour even though she didn’t speak English.

Thankfully, this Russian chad who was traveling solo told him to stop and he did.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can't drive for shit either

The QEW is the worst highway I’ve ever driven on.

 

[Turry]

They’re naturally condescending, passive aggressive, and arrogant.

That's just how we do things, FUCKFACE

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's just how we do things, FUCKFACE

Fucking WHY?

 

[UnPRePared]

They’ll also argue with you over anything. They simply can’t comprehend that you don’t need to argue over inconsequential issues and excruciatingly deep details. They seem to be obsessed with being right above all else.

Sounds like an engineer.

And before you ask: all of them.

The only good thing about Canada is that their women are shamelessly slutty. I was on a project where I got straight up groped by one of the managers, got told by another that she wanted to fuck me, and got invited to an orgy by a third. I was seeing someone at the time so nothing happened but I would have taken all 3 of them up on their offers if I was single.

Whaddya, a homosexual, Tayluh?

 

[Dog Eater]

Fucking WHY?

Soorry.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Soorry.

You really motherfucked me

 

[UnPRePared]

You really motherfucked me

So uuuhhhhh, I woulduh think things would be much better if uhhh we did it the other way, no doubt.

 

[Guest]

The funny thing is Canada will be an Indian third world within a decade.

The not funny thing is everywhere else will be an Indian third world within two decades.

 

[FamilyDollar]

They are. They’re naturally condescending, passive aggressive, and arrogant.

I was on a small group tour in Normandy once and this fucking fruit from Canada started arguing with the tour guide about the effectiveness of the US’s invasion strategy on D Day. Not only that, he would translate the guide’s response to French for his girlfriend before he’d come back with another argument because they signed up for an English speaking tour even though she didn’t speak English.

Thankfully, this Russian chad who was traveling solo told him to stop and he did.

French Canadians aren’t people.

 

[Guest]

Has it dawned on you yet that women aren't interested in a hateful stubborn narcissistic manlet? What are YOU offering THEM? .

Good job, no debt, in shape, well read, white, handy, religious, moral, a man’s voice.

You are a fat jewish gay guy who sounds like Dylan Mulvaney and wants to watch sex in the city and is a pedophile, you think women want that?

 

[UnPRePared]

French Canadians aren’t people.

Reculez ! Ce n'est pas votre émission !

 

[PogromStallone]

I got drunk and said a bunch of anti semitic things and horrified her. She blocked me and I obviously can’t go back to that church anymore.

All of my problems are the fault of the Jews.

Did you try calling her a pedophile? That might work.

 

[UnPRePared]

Did you try calling her a pedophile? That might work.

She replied that "Em-uh-jer" can easily be edited to affect someone's reputation.

@NoBacon then thanked her for being brief.

 

[Guest]

Did you try calling her a pedophile? That might work.

Please provide a single example of me calling someone a pedophile who isn’t one.

I’ll wait.

 

[Turry]

Fucking WHY?

It's cold and everything is expensive

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Thankfully, this Russian chad who was traveling solo told him to stop and he did.

That's hilarious. Did he say stop translating or stop arguing with tour guide?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's hilarious. Did he say stop translating or stop arguing with tour guide?

He wasn’t specific. He just said “please stop” very stoically and that was it. It was literally the only thing the Russian said that day. He wasn’t big or scary looking but it was intimidating as fuck.

The Canadian fruit kept his mouth shut for the rest of the tour but he was butthurt about it.

The whole thing was pfg

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Maybe find a happy medium between texting pictures of the sleepy time bear and yelling about the Kalergi Plan. Seems like she was maybe a perfect conversation partner for discussing Christian stuff?

Kalergi Plan?

 

[Brooke Shields]

why were you 8 drinks deep and she had one glass of wine?
Was this at a bar? Did you arrive early or just have a drink every 5 minutes? Did she know this was a date or even know you?

Hey FAGGOT, @NoBacon , comment?