I went on a date with someone from a local church. Attractive, traditional and saving herself for marriage (and it was legit) and very kind.

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I think the only shit thing I’ve acquiesced and watched because of a girl is Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen.

He thinks he’s so cool and tough because he bullies chefs, who are women and gays like you and Sue. If he tried that shit with me and my cooking he’d be leaving in a body bag and he knows that, of course.

My women watch what I’m interested in. Full stop.

So as they wake up to the 700 club foggy as fuck.

 

[Africa.com]

I think the only shit thing I’ve acquiesced and watched because of a girl is Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen.

He thinks he’s so cool and tough because he bullies chefs, who are women and gays like you and Sue. If he tried that shit with me and my cooking he’d be leaving in a body bag and he knows that, of course.

My women watch what I’m interested in. Full stop.

But you don't have women

 

[JebJoh]

Or missy muscles

Just show up at nana’s will reading, she’ll be ready and dressed well.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I dunno, I'm easygoing. The only shit I truly truly cannot stand is This is Us or the Seth Meyers show. Guys like NB and Patrick need every date to watch How I Train Your Dragon (or the neonazi equivalent). Me? I'll watch 30 minutes of Devil Wears Prada and make Vince Chase jokes.

But hey real men need to sprint home from date night to DM Turry all the juicy deets.

Y’all getting down right flirty.

 

[Jenna]

My women watch what I’m interested in. Full stop.

Has it dawned on you yet that women aren't interested in a hateful stubborn narcissistic manlet? What are YOU offering THEM? A drunk manchild causing a scene at the restaurant screaming about Hitler. Telling her she's gotta play by your rules if she wants the prize that is NoBacon, so you'll watch what I want to watch all the time and... she's gone.

Time to run home and DM Turry that these bitches are so stupid for not validating how special you are.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Cause you’re a balconyster? Even straights know if they’ve ever had a gf or god forbid a wife in the last 30 years.

Don’t ask him how he knows about that Lady Gaga singer.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Has it dawned on you yet that women aren't interested in a hateful stubborn narcissistic manlet?

Hey I do just fine.

 

[DMAN]

I hate this place. Nothing works here. The medications don't work. I've been here for seven yaars.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Maybe find a happy medium between texting pictures of the sleepy time bear and yelling about the Kalergi Plan. Seems like she was maybe a perfect conversation partner for discussing Christian stuff?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Can some of you motherfuckers just go five minutes without letting everyone know how much you hate Jews?

If she's not a skin head with a swastika tattoo on her neck, here's a hint: she's probably not going to nod in agreement.

Doesn't have to be a skinhead....

 

[UnPRePared]

Doesn't have to be a skinhead....

.... Fine. You win this round.

A self hating black, and a roided, T-popping cat shit smearer living with a Chaldean Queen. When I'm wrong I'm wrong.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I may not agree with you on a lot of stuff NB, but I can respect you having the grapefruits to get shitfaced and go all in with a sheltered broad you met earlier that day.

Most mid 30s guys who are looking for a traditional Christian virgin wife would have tabled the drunken pro Hitler talking points for date 2 or 3 but you went for it up front. Respect

Me? I’ve lived in Little Israel my entire life so I don’t really do that bit. Telling Canadians that I hate Canadians is more my speed but that’s just me.

 

[Dog Eater]

Can some of you motherfuckers just go five minutes without letting everyone know how much you hate Jews?

If she's not a skin head with a swastika tattoo on her neck, here's a hint: she's probably not going to nod in agreement.

I hate Jews by the way.

 

[UnPRePared]

I may not agree with you on a lot of stuff NB, but I can respect you having the grapefruits to get shitfaced and go all in with a sheltered broad you met earlier that day.

Most mid 30s guys who are looking for a traditional Christian virgin wife would have tabled the drunken pro Hitler talking points for date 2 or 3 but you went for it up front. Respect

Me? I’ve lived in Little Israel my entire life so I don’t really do that bit. Telling Canadians that I hate Canadians is more my speed but that’s just me.

I have a Canuck expat couple I see at the shops nearby all the time.

My God, do they HATE Trudeau. Left there a couple years ago, I believe.

 

[UnPRePared]

I hate Jews by the way.

You waited much longer than five minutes, @Dog Eater .

So for that I commend you.

 

[Dog Eater]

I think getting drunk on a date is probably a coping mechanism because he can’t talk to then sober. Very pathetic but it is something you can work on. Who cares about the jew stuff that’s on her, but drinking like that is disrespectful and you should apologise. Also you should go to the church like nothing happened.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

why were you 8 drinks deep and she had one glass of wine?
Was this at a bar? Did you arrive early or just have a drink every 5 minutes? Did she know this was a date or even know you?

@NoBacon , comment?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I have a Canuck expat couple I see at the shops nearby all the time.

My God, do they HATE Trudeau. Left there a couple years ago, I believe.

I’m sure I’d like @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda if I ever met him IRL (assuming he wasn’t in a weird violent manic state) but Trudeau embodies all the Canadians I’ve ever worked with aside from having cartoonishly leftist politics.

Fart sniffing elitists with stupid fucking accents who think Canada is a utopia and the US is a dump even though we would import consultants from our Canada practice to work on our projects with us because they were cheaper. I had far more respect for my India teams that worked right through the night than I did for any Canadian.

They’ll also argue with you over anything. They simply can’t comprehend that you don’t need to argue over inconsequential issues and excruciatingly deep details. They seem to be obsessed with being right above all else.

The only good thing about Canada is that their women are shamelessly slutty. I was on a project where I got straight up groped by one of the managers, got told by another that she wanted to fuck me, and got invited to an orgy by a third. I was seeing someone at the time so nothing happened but I would have taken all 3 of them up on their offers if I was single.

They’re just fucking weird man. I could go on forever about this but I don’t want to get myself into an argument with one of the Canadian simps here.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m sure I’d like @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda if I ever met him IRL (assuming he wasn’t in a weird violent manic state) but Trudeau embodies all the Canadians I’ve ever worked with aside from having cartoonishly leftist politics.

Fart sniffing elitists with stupid fucking accents who think Canada is a utopia and the US is a dump even though we would import consultants from our Canada practice to work on our projects with us because they were cheaper. I had far more respect for my India teams that worked right through the night than I did for any Canadian.

They’ll also argue with you over anything. They simply can’t comprehend that you don’t need to argue over inconsequential issues and excruciatingly deep details. They seem to be obsessed with being right above all else.

The only good thing about Canada is that their women are shamelessly slutty. I was on a project where I got straight up groped by one of the managers, got told by another that she wanted to fuck me, and got invited to an orgy by a third. I was seeing someone at the time so nothing happened but I would have taken all 3 of them up on their offers if I was single.

They’re just fucking weird man. I could go on forever about this but I don’t want to get myself into an argument with one of the Canadian simps here.

Canadians are rude as fuck and I loathe the majority of them that I’ve ever met.

 

[Africa.com]

Canadians are rude as fuck and I loathe the majority of them that I’ve ever met.

Can't drive for shit either