I went on a date with someone from a local church. Attractive, traditional and saving herself for marriage (and it was legit) and very kind.

[Jenna]

Jenna can’t get dates because he is presumably tubby. Women judge him by his exterior.

Women give you a chance based on your exterior and are repulsed by your character.

I go on dates, I just don't immediately rush home to onaforums afterwards to diarypost how they went. Neither does anyone else here.

I'd love it if more of you went Carrie Bradshaw and let us know every last time you convinced a girl on bumble to meet you for drinks.

 

[Guest]

I go on dates,

What’s his name?

 

[Suetonius]

I'd love it if more of you went Carrie Bradshaw and let us know every last time you convinced a girl on bumble to meet you for drinks.

There is no reason you should know who that is. Don’t ask me how I know

 

[Guest]

There is no reason you should know who that is. Don’t ask me how I know

I just assumed it was some gay housewives reference when I read it, and you knowing it has confirmed this to be the case.

 

[Jenna]

There is no reason you should know who that is. Don’t ask me how I know

Weirdo internet loners can spend all day watching Hitler documentaries. When you actually make it back to the gal's place sometimes you cuddle afterwards and watch the Golden Bachelor because it makes her happy and you want to fuck her again. Just sitting there all smelly trying to silently figure out which of the grandmothers you'd fuck, it's awful.

Praise Hitler, go home, DM Turry, blame Jews, seethe & cope at Jenna. Life of a rockstar.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

There is no reason you should know who that is. Don’t ask me how I know

Cause you’re a balconyster? Even straights know if they’ve ever had a gf or god forbid a wife in the last 30 years.

 

[Guest]

Weirdo internet loners can spend all day watching Hitler documentaries. When you actually make it back to the gal's place sometimes you cuddle afterwards and watch the Golden Bachelor because it makes her happy and you want to fuck her again. Just sitting there all smelly trying to silently figure out which of the grandmothers you'd fuck, it's awful.

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[musTARD]

And trust me all 3 of those women are backwater fat 40 year old hicks from West Virginia. The imaginary trad wife who loves eugenics does not exist.

That's only cause you don't want there to be any. These are your delusions.

 

[UnPRePared]

Praise Hitler, go home, DM Turry, blame Jews, seethe & cope at Jenna. Life of a rockstar.

Don't lump me in with this kind of shit, Sue.

EDIT: FAWK, I meant Jenna, but it applies to you both.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Oh I fucked her, btw.

 

[Turry]

Oh I fucked her, btw.

Six times?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Six times?

Yeah, we talked about the talmud after too.

 

[Suetonius]

Weirdo internet loners can spend all day watching Hitler documentaries. When you actually make it back to the gal's place sometimes you cuddle afterwards and watch the Golden Bachelor because it makes her happy and you want to fuck her again. Just sitting there all smelly trying to silently figure out which of the grandmothers you'd fuck, it's awful.

The last girl I fucked was big into Sex and the City and wanted to watch it, I said no. Now I love the Sopranos but would I want her to watch that? No she wouldn’t enjoy it either.

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted femboys', but I compromised. I fucked women in the butt instead. I wanted to watch the Sopranos, but I compromised. We watched Furry Frenzy. You see where I'm goin'?

Edit: The movie was Furry Vengeance but you get the point awooght

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Even straights know if they’ve ever had a gf or god forbid a wife in the last 30 years.

This. I've probably sat through every episode of Horsey And The Three Whores.

 

[Africa.com]

I dont know about this. 8 drinks i'd be off my ass and telling her to sit on my face, rather than obsessing on the J's. You do you. You need to dial that back or you will die alone. Can only show women your ugly side after they love you.

Some would say ranting about the Js is showing off his quaint, multifaceted side

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

you just gotta find ur level my dude, I can go-off on most things but I'm smiley, I'll wink & do finger-guns, diffuse things with jokes, dance around... it takes a real hardcore sourpuss to reject me once things are on

 

[Brooke Shields]

why were you 8 drinks deep and she had one glass of wine?
Was this at a bar? Did you arrive early or just have a drink every 5 minutes? Did she know this was a date or even know you?

 

[Jenna]

The last girl I fucked was big into Sex and the City and wanted to watch it, I said no. Now I love the Sopranos but would I want her to watch that? No she wouldn’t enjoy it either.

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted femboys', but I compromised. I fucked women in the butt instead. I wanted to watch the Sopranos, but I compromised. We watched Furry Frenzy. You see where I'm goin'?

Edit: The movie was Furry Vengeance but you get the point awooght

I dunno, I'm easygoing. The only shit I truly truly cannot stand is This is Us or the Seth Meyers show. Guys like NB and Patrick need every date to watch How I Train Your Dragon (or the neonazi equivalent). Me? I'll watch 30 minutes of Devil Wears Prada and make Vince Chase jokes.

But hey real men need to sprint home from date night to DM Turry all the juicy deets.

 

[Guest]

I dunno, I'm easygoing. The only shit I truly truly cannot stand is This is Us or the Seth Meyers show. Guys like NB and Patrick need every date to watch How I Train Your Dragon (or the neonazi equivalent). Me? I'll watch 30 minutes of Devil Wears Prada and make Vince Chase jokes.

But hey real men need to sprint home from date night to DM Turry all the juicy deets.

I think the only shit thing I’ve acquiesced and watched because of a girl is Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen.

He thinks he’s so cool and tough because he bullies chefs, who are women and gays like you and Sue. If he tried that shit with me and my cooking he’d be leaving in a body bag and he knows that, of course.

My women watch what I’m interested in. Full stop.

 

[Turry]

My women

Quit playing