I wasn’t invited to my 20th high school reunion. Why do you think this is?

[Say “Cookie”]

So my 20th was in 2022. I found out recently, with out going into detail, my name was “blacklisted”.

Apparently they just wanted the “cooler” members of the class of 2002 to come. At 1st it was because I thought I didn’t have Facebook that I didn’t get an invite; but no, I and a few others were “blacklisted”.

Funny… right?

Why would you want to go to it anyway? The girls you wanted to fuck were only really hot in your fantasies & memories and now are fat with aging faces. The only reason to go to a reunion is to fuck those mediocre women you couldn’t get back then anyway. It’s a waste of time, Nigger Jim. The past is shit.

 

[Nigger John]

Except for your vocaroos. They are much less frequent and much less intense. My suggestion is to spend less time venturing into the wilderness and more time ranting into the microphone. All that nature has turned you into a mellow fellow, good for your mental health but bad for our mental entertainment.

Also, you used to have several different entertaining voices for your vocaroos. Wha happen? Not practicing for community theater anymore? Banned from the premises because of all the fags there?

Where is the vocaroo or YouTube video of you revealing to your "dad" that you're a racist and antisemite and him telling you how disappointed he is in you? That was your all-time best rib buster.

You tube took down that video down. Voice clips soon thou, I promise.

 

[CQ Beans]

You tube took down that video down. Voice clips soon thou, I promise.

We need you, John or whatever your real name is.