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I didn’t go to my 10th or 25th reunion. I had no interest in spending $50 and getting dressed up so I could sit in a room and engage in small talk with people I hadn’t seen since graduation.
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I wasn’t invited to my 20th high school reunion. Why do you think this is?
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Out of curiosity, how old are you? Ballpark. I'm old for the board but a younger Gen-X and pretty much everyone I grew up with could not wait to get the fuck out of the house and out of the town ( and I grew up in a wealthy suburb on Long Island) as soon as they hit 18. I know very few who actually stuck around-
What would change in a matter of a few years? Meaning, how would the mindset of I got to get the fuck out of here, change in a matter of 10 years? Genuinely curious.
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Lmao, I live in a fairly small farming town but I grew up knowing I’d take over the family business one day, plus I hate the city, so I never really wanted to leave. Plus my family’s here.
One girl I went to school with was one of those serious airhead type chicks and she couldn’t wait to leave. She wanted to be a “celebrity journalist” writing for some kind of gossip rag. Then she wanted to be an actress. Then a model. Last I saw from her she linked up with some Asian dude with like 3000 Instagram followers cause he said he’d get her a modelling gig, which probably just means he took a bunch of pictures of her asshole in a shitty hotel room he paid for her
What was the question?
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I didn’t change; you all did
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Yeah that's why you weren't invited
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I show up and laugh at all the faggots that died of an OD since we graduated.
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Class of 2004, wonder if we'll have a 20 year?
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Do they know you're a world-class jumper of rope?
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Owen wants you to go back to the way you used to be. Somebody got lost… they got lost…
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Me? I’m still the same
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My class was going to have a reunion a few years ago. They'd had two previously, at some snooty banquet hall in a part of the state that would have necessitated a pricey overnight hotel stay and a long boring ride, so I said fuck it. But for this one, they were going to rent out the local municipal picnic grounds, which are actually pretty decent. Beer truck, food, games, it sounded like a reasonably fun time, and only required a few hours of commitment, so I planned on going.
Then it turned out that this one annoying, stuck-up whore from our class had some weird disease and couldn't be exposed to any sunlight at all, so because of her, they bagged the whole plan and held it at some snooty banquet hall two hours away instead. At that point I just stopped caring again. Apparently they only drew something like twenty people, but at least the stupid whore didn't melt in the sun.
Then it turned out that this one annoying, stuck-up whore from our class had some weird disease and couldn't be exposed to any sunlight at all, so because of her, they bagged the whole plan and held it at some snooty banquet hall two hours away instead. At that point I just stopped caring again. Apparently they only drew something like twenty people, but at least the stupid whore didn't melt in the sun.
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Patsy. Those people were shot from helicopters.
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Cum ropes, maybe
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2/5 words in this post are you saying "ME ME ME"
40 percent of this post is you referring to yourself.
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A similar mindset to the type of person who likes to refer to themself in the third person?
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That would be an amazing stunt worthy of that old show Guinness World Records (Boys) Gone Wild. JewTube would probably also be happy to host the video of that filthy stunt.
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Except for your vocaroos. They are much less frequent and much less intense. My suggestion is to spend less time venturing into the wilderness and more time ranting into the microphone. All that nature has turned you into a mellow fellow, good for your mental health but bad for our mental entertainment.
Also, you used to have several different entertaining voices for your vocaroos. Wha happen? Not practicing for community theater anymore? Banned from the premises because of all the fags there?
Where is the vocaroo or YouTube video of you revealing to your "dad" that you're a racist and antisemite and him telling you how disappointed he is in you? That was your all-time best rib buster.
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I appreciate you specifying it was the movie and not the TV show.
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No, the exact opposite. Someone who says "I" every other word VS. someone who literally never says "I"
Nice try with the hate, though.