I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 2

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Big Dick Nick Peña strikes again. Get that money Ruben!

 

[guest]

TYFYS sir. Who pays for Quaso’s collection service? Does that law firm take it out of Quaso’s end or do they somehow bill Patrick?

Collections wouldn't work on contingency. He would probably have them on retainer. I think he would need to file a seperate claim for fees, but I can't say what the basis of that would be.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Remember, every document Ruben "MyGiant" Pena submits are more billable hours tacked onto Pat's debt

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Remember, every document Ruben "MyGiant" Pena submits are more billable hours tacked onto Pat's debt

I mean it’s not fair to compare Ruben and Brinton Resto. That’s like comparing Diego Maradona to a beer league Sunday footballer. But Peña is in court, cool as a cucumber. No stumbles, no bumbles, just lays out the argument or counterpoint and swings his big dick freely. Resto even though he’s the one making the allegations, sounds very unconvinced of what he’s saying, has no confidence whatsoever and stumbles and bumbles to answer basic questions like “why should we extend this case”. I honestly think Judge Ashley extended to see how dumb Brinton is. Personal opinion of course.

 

[RobertMewler]

I mean it’s not fair to compare Ruben and Brinton Resto. That’s like comparing Diego Maradona to a beer league Sunday footballer. But Peña is in court, cool as a cucumber. No stumbles, no bumbles, just lays out the argument or counterpoint and swings his big dick freely. Resto even though he’s the one making the allegations, sounds very unconvinced of what he’s saying, has no confidence whatsoever and stumbles and bumbles to answer basic questions like “why should we extend this case”. I honestly think Judge Ashley extended to see how dumb Brinton is. Personal opinion of course.

Peña spoke plainly with facts and logic, Resto squirmed and LIED, telling Ashley he had no reason to believe any of us lived outside of Wisconsin or didn't know Pat.

 

[Harry Powell]

Peña never went on any tangents or weird digressions, unlike Pigman’s DUI lawyer - who even admitted that we are still HILARIOUS

 

[guest]

Peña never went on any tangents or weird digressions, unlike Pigman’s DUI lawyer - who even admitted that we are still HILARIOUS

Also he showed up in person like a real professional instead of on his shitty MacBook from his creepy boudoir

 

[Harry Powell]

Also he showed up in person like a real professional instead of on his shitty MacBook from his creepy boudoir

Man when I spotted him sitting in that front row - only person in the courtroom - with his briefcase like an hour before our hearing, I knew Quasi had hired the right Jews. Such a professional (and alpha!) move

 

[Harry Powell]

Goddamn I’m getting a buzz just remembering our day in court. I truly feel for any brothermen who weren’t able to watch live.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Peña never went on any tangents or weird digressions, unlike Pigman’s DUI lawyer - who even admitted that we are still HILARIOUS

Tangeels*

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I mean it’s not fair to compare Ruben and Brinton Resto. That’s like comparing Diego Maradona to a beer league Sunday footballer. But Peña is in court, cool as a cucumber. No stumbles, no bumbles, just lays out the argument or counterpoint and swings his big dick freely. Resto even though he’s the one making the allegations, sounds very unconvinced of what he’s saying, has no confidence whatsoever and stumbles and bumbles to answer basic questions like “why should we extend this case”. I honestly think Judge Ashley extended to see how dumb Brinton is. Personal opinion of course.

It's also not fair because Ruben isn't a faggot, and he doesn't have a whore for a sister

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Man when I spotted him sitting in that front row - only person in the courtroom - with his briefcase like an hour before our hearing, I knew Quasi had hired the right Jews. Such a professional (and alpha!) move

And guess who is going to pay for that hour?

 

[Udders]

Goddamn I’m getting a buzz just remembering our day in court. I truly feel for any brothermen who weren’t able to watch live.

Yea, I was finished early that day and didn't wanna hop in the car so I sat in the lobby where I was for 45 minutes watching on my phone and refreshing the forums. A great day and moment *sniff*

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I mean it’s not fair to compare Ruben and Brinton Resto. That’s like comparing Diego Maradona to a beer league Sunday footballer. But Peña is in court, cool as a cucumber. No stumbles, no bumbles, just lays out the argument or counterpoint and swings his big dick freely. Resto even though he’s the one making the allegations, sounds very unconvinced of what he’s saying, has no confidence whatsoever and stumbles and bumbles to answer basic questions like “why should we extend this case”. I honestly think Judge Ashley extended to see how dumb Brinton is. Personal opinion of course.

I like to think of Pena as Eric Cantona, and Stavros Esq as that fan he jump kicked in the chest.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I like to think of Pena as Eric Cantona, and Stavros Esq as that fan he jump kicked in the chest.

Cantona and Matthew Shepherd is a good analogy, I’m a United supporter so I dig it lol.

Could Also say Ruben is Roy Keane and Pats cabal of underwhelming attorneys is Alfe-Inge Haaland.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Cantona and Matthew Shepherd is a good analogy, I’m a United supporter so I dig it lol.

Could Also say Ruben is Roy Keane and Pats cabal of underwhelming attorneys is Alfe-Inge Haaland.View attachment 21651

Keane was a fucking beast

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[Meownaw]

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I still don't think Fatty Arbuckle did it. They ruined his career over a bunch of nonsense some broad said. First victim of metoo and it was in the fawkin 20s.

 

[guest]

Cantona and Matthew Shepherd is a good analogy, I’m a United supporter so I dig it lol.

Could Also say Ruben is Roy Keane and Pats cabal of underwhelming attorneys is Alfe-Inge Haaland.View attachment 21651

"I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you cunt. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Cantona and Matthew Shepherd is a good analogy,

Also those two white trash meth heads and Matthew Shepard