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I wanna see the contempt movie!

Salted Earth Truffle

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McCabe dressed up in the nicest jeans she could find in the hamper. Wasn’t shocked to see she’s one of those women who wear orthopedic-style shoes to their white collar desk jobs.

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Slackjawed Cow

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Salted Earth Truffle said:
McCabe dressed up in the nicest jeans she could find in the hamper. Wasn’t shocked to see she’s one of those women who wear orthopedic-style shoes to their white collar desk jobs.

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Shes thinkin " Easy money".

Now she can head back to the office and tell everyone her client flipped the fuck out.
 
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AliceWorquer said:
Great celebration. Two drunk, friendless, childless losers sipping korbel from a big frosted brewers beer stein and feeling smug like they've somehow contributed to the betterment of the world.
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Plus Korbel is cheap champagne used by bars to give out for free at midnight on NYE. Nothing fancy about buying Korbel - it’s like bragging about buying Miller High Life.
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
Goddamn. I knew pat had the chance of having an outburst. I was just hoping it would help him catch a second contempt charge. He really loves making an ass of himself. He thinks his temper tantrums sound intimidating when it really sounds like a child crying about a skinned knee.
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Could you imagine the insane temper tantrums he must've thrown as a child? Raven really fucked up when she made her own baby formula since her tits didn't work - half-and-half, Nesquik and Mountain Dew probably.
 
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BoomerSperg said:
He's actually dumb and delusional enough to think he can randomly claim to a court full of strangers that someone has committed felonies and they will be immediately arrested. I don't know why I'm still surprised.

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Because Pat believes what he sees in movies / tv is how the real world works.
 
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Kill All Fags said:
Could you imagine the insane temper tantrums he must've thrown as a child? Raven really fucked up when she made her own baby formula since her tits didn't work - half-and-half, Nesquik and Mountain Dew probably.
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Id imagine he went through a few video game controllers. He doesnt just get angry. He turns into a redfaced screamer. Its crazy that he never grew out of it and still throws tantrums into his mid 40s. Cant even keep his cool in court or in front of cops.
 
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