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The DMAN is a fan of Abe's silly posts where he's doing the bit, but threads like this where you get a taste of his excellent rage... always a welcomed change of pace. The DMAN is a Vigodaholic. Abe's fury about the little things reminds The DMAN of some of the funniest people The DMAN has ever known when they are going on a Bill Burr styled rant. In fact sometimes The DMAN likes to think Abe is that dude he knew back in the days who used to froth at the mouth about people being annoying faggots with their little personalities on their bikes Bicycle crackheads absolutely do that "Oh, someone's looking. Better perform!" shit with the handlebars. Needy, skinny little men.

Abe; What are your thoughts on skateboarders? To The DMAN, skateboarding is among the most unfounded so-called "hobby," (other than graffiti, which is just ruining someone else's property with scribbles. How about buy an easel? Or a plain banner to spraypaint. Then you can do the unthinkable... Move your art from one location to another.)

At least in skateboarding they risk injury? The DMAN loves watching clips of mop headed idiot white kids taking dives, breaking necks and noses, dying on the half pipe if need be. Busting their balls on a railing. Losing teeth and whining on the ground while one of their little pale white ankles dangles off the bone. Hold my hand man!!! But the best videos are cops or fat old boomers getting into tussles while being filmed by skateboarders chastised/accosted for their little "Watch me do tricks!!!" neediness.

Don't even let The DMAN get started on bikers. South Park nailed those delusional BDSM looking assclowns. And punt
 
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A bunch of half-assed bicycle lanes keep getting put in seemingly random streets near me. At the same time everywhere has been removing bike racks. Everyone has started parking cars across the sidewalk too. Humanity really is a collective of stupid assholes.
 
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Now is a good time to buy a bike. A lot of the bike brands are in financial trouble and you can get some decent deals. They thought because a whole lot of people bought a bike during covid that they'd all want a new bike every year. Fucking morons.

(I was sure I had the facebook photo of Moo biking during covid. Fuck!)
 
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DMAN said:
The DMAN is a fan of Abe's silly posts where he's doing the bit, but threads like this where you get a taste of his excellent rage... always a welcomed change of pace. The DMAN is a Vigodaholic. Abe's fury about the little things reminds The DMAN of some of the funniest people The DMAN has ever known when they are going on a Bill Burr styled rant. In fact sometimes The DMAN likes to think Abe is that dude he knew back in the days who used to froth at the mouth about people being annoying faggots with their little personalities on their bikes Bicycle crackheads absolutely do that "Oh, someone's looking. Better perform!" shit with the handlebars. Needy, skinny little men.

Abe; What are your thoughts on skateboarders? To The DMAN, skateboarding is among the most unfounded so-called "hobby," (other than graffiti, which is just ruining someone else's property with scribbles. How about buy an easel? Or a plain banner to spraypaint. Then you can do the unthinkable... Move your art from one location to another.)

At least in skateboarding they risk injury? The DMAN loves watching clips of mop headed idiot white kids taking dives, breaking necks and noses, dying on the half pipe if need be. Busting their balls on a railing. Losing teeth and whining on the ground while one of their little pale white ankles dangles off the bone. Hold my hand man!!! But the best videos are cops or fat old boomers getting into tussles while being filmed by skateboarders chastised/accosted for their little "Watch me do tricks!!!" neediness.

Don't even let The DMAN get started on bikers. South Park nailed those delusional BDSM looking assclowns. And punt
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That’s a lot of words to tell abe you wanna succ.



I never learned to ride without hands so I’m vaguely annoyed every time I see it.
 
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I just got myself a Trek Marlin 5 for my birthday because some junkie stole my Mongoose. Nice bike, rides well and looks pretty cool. Got a little alarm for it so hopefully that dissuades these FAGGOT LOSERS the next time they try to steal it. Bike theft is fucking rampant around here.
 
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DMAN said:
The DMAN is a fan of Abe's silly posts where he's doing the bit, but threads like this where you get a taste of his excellent rage... always a welcomed change of pace. The DMAN is a Vigodaholic. Abe's fury about the little things reminds The DMAN of some of the funniest people The DMAN has ever known when they are going on a Bill Burr styled rant. In fact sometimes The DMAN likes to think Abe is that dude he knew back in the days who used to froth at the mouth about people being annoying faggots with their little personalities on their bikes Bicycle crackheads absolutely do that "Oh, someone's looking. Better perform!" shit with the handlebars. Needy, skinny little men.

Abe; What are your thoughts on skateboarders? To The DMAN, skateboarding is among the most unfounded so-called "hobby," (other than graffiti, which is just ruining someone else's property with scribbles. How about buy an easel? Or a plain banner to spraypaint. Then you can do the unthinkable... Move your art from one location to another.)

At least in skateboarding they risk injury? The DMAN loves watching clips of mop headed idiot white kids taking dives, breaking necks and noses, dying on the half pipe if need be. Busting their balls on a railing. Losing teeth and whining on the ground while one of their little pale white ankles dangles off the bone. Hold my hand man!!! But the best videos are cops or fat old boomers getting into tussles while being filmed by skateboarders chastised/accosted for their little "Watch me do tricks!!!" neediness.

Don't even let The DMAN get started on bikers. South Park nailed those delusional BDSM looking assclowns. And punt
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Skateboarding is retarded. Again, I did it as a kid and I feel like that's appropriate. I remember guys I knew literally using a skateboard to get around in their 20s and they'd mention it all the time "I skated up to the Beer Store" or they'd just carry the fucking thing everywhere. I have a car, you faggot. I'm not impressed.

It also seems like it's almost completely died out. Around here anyways. There's a skatepark in my town that I have to drive past all the time and I never see any kids on skateboards there anymore. It's all little kids on scooters. I NEVER see any of the "skate or die" Xtreme fags who were in their 20s on them anymore, because anyone who does it past like 25 blows their fucking knees out. You used to not be able to get around this town without having to slam on your brakes because some emaciated longhaired queer wearing a toque in the summer time ate shit directly in the road on a skateboard. "He's picked himself up. He's taking a full minute looking at the scrapes on his hands. Still in the road though. Oh, he has to retrieve his skateboard now. Okay, all good. Nope, he has to go back to the side of the street he came from because he's going to do the exact same thing again."

When you think about how a skateboard is literally a toy like a yoyo it's insane that it caught on so hard. It's a shitty mode of transportation. It's loud and annoying. Yet it became huge. It became an extreme sport. It's like if people were hopping around on pogo sticks and there were televised pogo stick competitions and massively successful pogo stick video games. It's all so stupid.

Don't even get me started on bikers. My gf has a faggy crotch rocket that she does all kinds of dangerous performative shit on. She's going to kill herself.
 
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Turry Fawks said:
I just got myself a Trek Marlin 5 for my birthday because some junkie stole my Mongoose. Nice bike, rides well and looks pretty cool. Got a little alarm for it so hopefully that dissuades these FAGGOT LOSERS the next time they try to steal it. Bike theft is fucking rampant around here.
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I'm glad a junkie stole your Schwinn bicycle.

You're a runner. Fucking run.
 
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