Injun Joe runnin' to the beer store
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I love seeing grown men ride a bicycle with no hands
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Injun Joe runnin' to the beer store
Marathon of shit.
And your post was a very brief way to be unfunny.
I got a sweet ass full suspension Kona Process but so far i've only gotten two compliments, both from high school kids. I do not feel cool, but hitting the trails is fun.
It's road cyclists I hate. What the fuck is the point of a road bike with skinny little tires & no suspension on pothole ridden North American roads, retarded cunt? They are the smuggest fucks. One time I was exiting a mountain bike trail that intersected with a homoerotic paved path & I forced some road bike queer to slow down & he looked infuriated. I think he was using some gay app to record his time (because they all think they're in Tour de France) & I ruined his day, which made my day.
It's road cyclists I hate. What the fuck is the point of a road bike with skinny little tires & no suspension on pothole ridden North American roads, retarded cunt? They are the smuggest fucks. One time I was exiting a mountain bike trail that intersected with a homoerotic paved path & I forced some road bike queer to slow down & he looked infuriated. I think he was using some gay app to record his time (because they all think they're in Tour de France) & I ruined his day, which made my day.
I just biked home and took the corners with no hands even the super sharp ones. Bunch of broads saw me do it and probably thought it was dope as fuck
Problem carcell? Keep honking and then post online about how you’re totally gonna run me over next time
Problem carcell? Keep honking and then post online about how you’re totally gonna run me over next time
Won't see them no more. Actually, probably will when someone buys the company and starts selling shitty chinese bikes under the brand.
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Holy shit thats funny. That car being destroyed was an act of God.
I honestly thought that they'd interview him and he'd say "Yeah, I was really messed up back then and I got help... ", but nope, he's not only still nuts but he's also heartbroken.
There's nothing to learn really since you just work up some speed and let go. The speed will maintain your balance. Anyone can do it.
Lmao a fucking Lumina??
They are decent cars though. My buddy had a green one. Apparently he did a full midair barrel roll in the thing, landed it on the wheels and ended up driving away. I always thought that was bullshit until the other people in the car said it definitely happened. I still think it's a lie to cover for gay sex or something.
This morning I saw a black guy walking down the middle of a busy street on the yellow line when there’s sidewalks on both sides.
Whats with minorities and refusing to use sidewalks?
He refers to it as a guy too. That car probably hated that weirdo trying to gay rape him all the time.
My buddy went to some concert and the Flobots opened because their one song was hot at the time. They were talking politics and playing a bunch of trash songs while everyone screamed "Handlebars!" and threw shit on stage. The lead singer threatened to leave, but eventually relented and likely died from anal cancer soon after.