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I love seeing grown men ride a bicycle with no hands

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Injun Joe runnin' to the beer store
 

RapistWithHIV

With Osteoporosis.
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I got a sweet ass full suspension Kona Process but so far i've only gotten two compliments, both from high school kids. I do not feel cool, but hitting the trails is fun.

It's road cyclists I hate. What the fuck is the point of a road bike with skinny little tires & no suspension on pothole ridden North American roads, retarded cunt? They are the smuggest fucks. One time I was exiting a mountain bike trail that intersected with a homoerotic paved path & I forced some road bike queer to slow down & he looked infuriated. I think he was using some gay app to record his time (because they all think they're in Tour de France) & I ruined his day, which made my day.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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Won't see them no more. Actually, probably will when someone buys the company and starts selling shitty chinese bikes under the brand.



Lmao a fucking Lumina??

They are decent cars though. My buddy had a green one. Apparently he did a full midair barrel roll in the thing, landed it on the wheels and ended up driving away. I always thought that was bullshit until the other people in the car said it definitely happened. I still think it's a lie to cover for gay sex or something.
 

Ronnie G

Looschen up folksch
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My buddy went to some concert and the Flobots opened because their one song was hot at the time. They were talking politics and playing a bunch of trash songs while everyone screamed "Handlebars!" and threw shit on stage. The lead singer threatened to leave, but eventually relented and likely died from anal cancer soon after.
 
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