I love seeing grown men ride a bicycle with no hands

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Riding a bicycle as an adult is about the gayest thing you can do. There's all these crackheads in the town I'm from and you constantly see several of them riding bikes with no hands. They 100% think they look cool as fuck when they do it. Like if they're riding with both hands and they see someone coming up they take their hands off the handlebars to impress them. I always swerve at them in my truck.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'd much rather watch a manbaby on a skateboard break their head open.

Get a car, faggot.

 

[Brooke Shields]

No hands on your bike IS cool

 

[aRTie02150]

Riding a bicycle is good exercise

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Riding a bicycle as an adult is about the gayest thing you can do. There's all these crackheads in the town I'm from and you constantly see several of them riding bikes with no hands. They 100% think they look cool as fuck when they do it. Like if they're riding with both hands and they see someone coming up they take their hands off the handlebars to impress them. I always swerve at them in my truck.

Kids do something similar with trying to impress people, except they do wheelies. I make sure and look in another direction, or I pull a Norton/Kenny and shout “you dropped something” and then giggle to myself. Fuckin’ wheelie past me? I’ll show ya.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

WWAWD doing wheelies while zig zagging through traffic in the middle of busy roads? I always kind of hope they hit a car.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Kids do something similar with trying to impress people, except they do wheelies. I make sure and look in another direction, or I pull a Norton/Kenny and shout “you dropped something” and then giggle to myself. Fuckin’ wheelie past me? I’ll show ya.

My neighbour's dad when I was a kid was this big, fat, useless manboy. I had to go over there to catch the bus and he'd try to impress the kids with some stupid shit all the time. I remember him riding around the driveway doing wheelies on a mountain bike, taking the head off a broom so he could spin it around like a ninja and another time they had me over to swim in their pool and he kept doing flips off the diving board. He'd always look around and see who watched him. I always looked away. You're 40 and you're only good at things that don't matter, retard.

Another time, I dug a big sick pond when I was like 10. That guy saw and he was like "do your parents know you're digging up the yard, Abe? They might not be too happy about that." I was like "yes" but I wanted to lose my shit on him like "My mom suggested this, asshole. So here I am working. You go back inside and play your computer games. I'm sorry you're less useful than a ten year old. Sorry your little faggot kid has whatever pug breathing disorder he has and can't actually do anything without almost dying. Sorry your ugly wife is the most visibly suicidal person I've ever seen and I notice this as a ten year old."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD doing wheelies while zig zagging through traffic in the middle of busy roads? I always kind of hope they hit a car.

I'd get myself killed so fast if I had to live in a city.

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

WWAWD doing wheelies while zig zagging through traffic in the middle of busy roads? I always kind of hope they hit a car.

Niggerish behavior

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Niggerish behavior

Bonnie doesn’t like to stereotype but it is always black guys and this is usually around 7:30 in the morning. Just bizarre behavior all around.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know. When I see someone riding with no hands I think to my self "damn, that's impressive. How does he do that?" Then I allow myself to dream if just for a minute that it was me over there. Riding so free with no hands.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know. When I see someone riding with no hands I think to my self "damn, that's impressive. How does he do that?" Then I allow myself to dream if just for a minute that it was me over there. Riding so free with no hands.

I almost exclusively rode with no hands when I was a kid. And yes, I obviously felt cool as fuck. You just lean to turn. But if I have to ride a bike for any reason as a grown man it's all business.

 

[TorpidSloth]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen live in person was this dipshit who thought he was suave fall off his bike. It was in the summer in a small town in Italy, this guy was no more than 20, shirtless with shades, going pretty fast through the town square which was at a slight gradient so he'd picked up some speed going downhill. He turned and wolf whistled at these local girls and, almost exactly at that moment, his front wheel hit a massive pothole on the cobblestone and he went flying over his handlebars. I'm pretty sure he broke at least one wrist trying to break his fall and his shoulder looked fucked up too. Being Italian, he was also literally crying. I was too, but from laughter.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen live in person was this dipshit who thought he was suave fall off his bike. It was in the summer in a small town in Italy, this guy was no more than 20, shirtless with shades, going pretty fast through the town square which was at a slight gradient so he'd picked up some speed going downhill. He turned and wolf whistled at these local girls and, almost exactly at that moment, his front wheel hit a massive pothole on the cobblestone and he went flying over his handlebars. I'm pretty sure he broke at least one wrist trying to break his fall and his shoulder looked fucked up too. Being Italian, he was also literally crying. I was too, but from laughter.

Are you saying Italian men can be overly emotional, like children crying for their mothers?

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

You posted this right after eating shit trying to ride a bike with no hands, didn’t you

 

[Turry Fawks]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen live in person was this dipshit who thought he was suave fall off his bike. It was in the summer in a small town in Italy, this guy was no more than 20, shirtless with shades, going pretty fast through the town square which was at a slight gradient so he'd picked up some speed going downhill. He turned and wolf whistled at these local girls and, almost exactly at that moment, his front wheel hit a massive pothole on the cobblestone and he went flying over his handlebars. I'm pretty sure he broke at least one wrist trying to break his fall and his shoulder looked fucked up too. Being Italian, he was also literally crying. I was too, but from laughter.

Probably busted his collarbone. Pretty common when you fly over the handlebars like that.

 

[Harry Powell]

I used to ride no handed everywhere. Could take almost any corner too. But then one day I’m flying around a corner at the park and I hit a big fawkin rock, busted open my chin and have had a scar ever since

 

[PogromStallone]

Riding a bicycle as an adult is about the gayest thing you can do.

ribs.

One time when I was going to ride my bike home from school, the front wheel just popped off which led me to crash. I've got no idea what the fuck happened. Sometimes I would ride with no hands, I was pretty cool back then you see.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Niggerish behavior

Bicycle riding, dirt bikes, quads, music, sports...just another thing ruined by FNs. They won't stop until the entire culture is 100% niggerfied.

 

[Sue Lightning]

“I love seeing grown men ride …with no hands”
- @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda