I just realized the coffee shop I've been going to almost daily for 2 months is an LGBT community coffee shop.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Coffee is for the weak. You know how I get my energy? Sunshine, rage and my love for Jesus Christ.









I also don't drink coffee because it makes my tummy hurt, but that's not the point.

 

[According to My Cock]

So how many guys hit on you during this two months.

The way you're telling it, it sounds like a big fat zero!

Imagine being such a faggot gay guys don't want to fuck you

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Coffee is for the weak. You know how I get my energy? Sunshine, rage and my love for Jesus Christ.









I also don't drink coffee because it makes my tummy hurt, but that's not the point.

Do you also order steaks well done because medium rare is not suitable to your palate?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you also order steaks well done because medium rare is not suitable to your palate?

No. That's fag shit.

 

[Turk February]

Imagine being such a faggot gay guys don't want to fuck you

Well actually studies show that gays quite often do want to fuck faggots. I think it's my imposing, unapologetically masculine appearance that maybe intimidates them.

 

[AssholeHead]

Simple. Make coffee at home and stop giving these places money.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Simple. Make coffee at home and stop giving these places money.

My mom lives in a weird spot. She's in a nice area but a couple of the surrounding streets are nothing but welfare retards and if you spend any time there, you'll see multiple welfare retards make the trek down to Tim Horton's and they walk back with a tray full of coffees. It's like all they know how to do. Even meth heads that are talking to themselves and don't seem to know where they are walking up the street with a tray of coffee. I don't get it.

 

[StlakerFatti]

My mom lives in a weird spot. She's in a nice area but a couple of the surrounding streets are nothing but welfare retards and if you spend any time there, you'll see multiple welfare retards make the trek down to Tim Horton's and they walk back with a tray full of coffees. It's like all they know how to do. Even meth heads that are talking to themselves and don't seem to know where they are walking up the street with a tray of coffee. I don't get it.

seems like the coffee shop is a front for drug dealing

 

[Turk February]

My mom lives in a weird spot. She's in a nice area but a couple of the surrounding streets are nothing but welfare retards and if you spend any time there, you'll see multiple welfare retards make the trek down to Tim Horton's and they walk back with a tray full of coffees. It's like all they know how to do. Even meth heads that are talking to themselves and don't seem to know where they are walking up the street with a tray of coffee. I don't get it.

Even the most hagridden junkie needs an excuse to leave the house for 15 minutes some times.

 

[Dog Eater]

I also don't drink coffee because it makes my tummy hurt, but that's not the point.

Or it’s the tuna bones.

 

[Guest]

Coffee is for the weak. You know how I get my energy? Sunshine, rage and my love for Jesus Christ.









I also don't drink coffee because it makes my tummy hurt, but that's not the point.

Amen brother

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Or it’s the tuna bones.

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What? I don't know what you're even talking about. Shut up. Frig off. My tummy is fine. There's no bones tearing up my asshole tract and causing me to shit blood last night.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Or it’s the tuna bones.

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Also, AI is getting kinda sweet with my likeness. I look like my father just threw a plate of spaghetti at the wall because my muddah put tuna bones in da fuggin swauce again.

 

[Turry]

I also don't drink coffee because it makes my tummy hurt

Is there anything that DOESN'T make your tummy hurt?

 

[Turry]

Besides semen, of course

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

As an avid table top gamer and Christian, i only drink energy drinks because coffee is for satan worshipping trannies.

Right @NoBacon ?

 

[Guest]

As an avid table top gamer and Christian, i only drink energy drinks because coffee is for satan worshipping trannies.

Right @NoBacon ?

Close, but energy drinks are not good. Monster brands themselves with satanic imagery for some reason, too.

You only need water and sunlight, like a plant. Trees are mighty.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Close, but energy drinks are not good. Monster brands themselves with satanic imagery for some reason, too.

You only need water and sunlight, like a plant. Trees are mighty.

Noted.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

It's too bad Black Rifle Coffee doesn't have shops. They'd probably be staffed by queers anyway.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Close, but energy drinks are not good. Monster brands themselves with satanic imagery for some reason, too.

You only need water and sunlight, like a plant. Trees are mighty.

The monster "M" is made up of 3 lines that look like a jewish letter, which adds up to 666 in gematria. Monster drinks turn you into a kabbalistic Jewbag.