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I just realized the coffee shop I've been going to almost daily for 2 months is an LGBT community coffee shop.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Simple. Make coffee at home and stop giving these places money.
My mom lives in a weird spot. She's in a nice area but a couple of the surrounding streets are nothing but welfare retards and if you spend any time there, you'll see multiple welfare retards make the trek down to Tim Horton's and they walk back with a tray full of coffees. It's like all they know how to do. Even meth heads that are talking to themselves and don't seem to know where they are walking up the street with a tray of coffee. I don't get it.
 

StlakerFatti

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My mom lives in a weird spot. She's in a nice area but a couple of the surrounding streets are nothing but welfare retards and if you spend any time there, you'll see multiple welfare retards make the trek down to Tim Horton's and they walk back with a tray full of coffees. It's like all they know how to do. Even meth heads that are talking to themselves and don't seem to know where they are walking up the street with a tray of coffee. I don't get it.
seems like the coffee shop is a front for drug dealing
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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My mom lives in a weird spot. She's in a nice area but a couple of the surrounding streets are nothing but welfare retards and if you spend any time there, you'll see multiple welfare retards make the trek down to Tim Horton's and they walk back with a tray full of coffees. It's like all they know how to do. Even meth heads that are talking to themselves and don't seem to know where they are walking up the street with a tray of coffee. I don't get it.
Even the most hagridden junkie needs an excuse to leave the house for 15 minutes some times.
 

Dog Eater

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I also don't drink coffee because it makes my tummy hurt, but that's not the point.
Or it’s the tuna bones.

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NoBacon

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As an avid table top gamer and Christian, i only drink energy drinks because coffee is for satan worshipping trannies.

Right @NoBacon ?

Close, but energy drinks are not good. Monster brands themselves with satanic imagery for some reason, too.

You only need water and sunlight, like a plant. Trees are mighty.
 

JamesJCrowe

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Close, but energy drinks are not good. Monster brands themselves with satanic imagery for some reason, too.

You only need water and sunlight, like a plant. Trees are mighty.
The monster "M" is made up of 3 lines that look like a jewish letter, which adds up to 666 in gematria. Monster drinks turn you into a kabbalistic Jewbag.
 
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