I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

[HH Brother]

And the crowd goes mild, funsters.

And stop with the leg talk you mushmouth nigger.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Do we? Boxing fights are all rigged bullshit. This fight was legitimate as anything else Tyson did in the ring. Including the ear biting. This sport has been a joke for a century.

This is some gay staged “passing the torch” shit. It needs to look respectable and like an even fight

 

[HH Brother]

I couldn't understand a fucking thing he said, funsters.

 

[HH Brother]

BITING FIXATION

I hope he dies backstage, funsters.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Like you’re congratulating the loser who threw 1/4 of the punches his opponent did. So gay. Who decided Mike Tyson needed a good send off and this was it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

L-ladies and gentlemen, could we please clear the ring? Please?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Who's still watching this? It's over, stupits.

 

[The Sue Deal]

JAKE PAUL : KILL YOURSELF

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Boy that was a dreary fucking affair. This is why no one watches boxing anymore.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Its about the world maaahn. The thin blue line.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Shout out to the troops and first responders!!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

UFC was the only winner tonight.

 

[HH Brother]

Daniel "Potato Salad" Mullen vs Tinfoil Mike Tyson summer 2025

 

[UnPRePared]

Sounds like I missed a very depressing boxing match.

He needed to go back to solving mysteries anyway.

 

[Dr. Adam Cox]

I should have known once the kid came in with million-dollar Bermuda shorts that he wasn't ever gonna take a fall.

the whole thing seemed paid for by Paul. There was so much indirect promotion and forced commentary about him, like the details of the car he came out in and the weird personal stories, which were obviously being read from a script. The match seemed legit enough, but the whole show presentation felt so inorganic.

 

[NigelCumia]

This is exactly like the movie Rocky Balboa if Rocky agreed to be carried by Mason

 

[firstimelongtime]

Logan Paul looks like Lester Diamond now, huh?

 

[HH Brother]

Sounds like I missed a very depressing boxing match.

He needed to go back to solving mysteries anyway.

If your expectations were zero, it was several dozen layers deeper than that, Rayster.

 

[The Sue Deal]

I hope this results in mass boomer suicide

Total Zoomer Win

 

[firstimelongtime]

the whole thing seemed paid for by Paul. There was so much indirect promotion and forced commentary about him, like the details of the car he came out in and the weird personal stories, which were obviously being read from a script. The match seemed legit enough, but the whole show presentation felt so inorganic.

And the tech companies, CDN issues aside, are gonna replace TV with live sports. One of the last things keeping TV alive. They’re gonna view the connectivity problems as good problems to have.