I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

[HH Brother]

I'll be talking with Mike on NPS for the post fight interview, funsters.

 

[NigelCumia]

When Rosie Perez flashed her nipple in White Men Can't Jump it was one of my first real boners. Roy should bring that scene up

 

[LingerLonger]

Tyson is averaging two punches per round........this is beyond pathetic and embarrassing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Tyson is dodging way more punches than I thought he could but he’s not playing offense at all. Another boring fight that goes the distance.

 

[UnPRePared]

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

If Paul doesn't knock him out he should be shunned

 

[UnPRePared]

If Paul doesn't knock him out he should be a pin cushion for @Sue Lightning

 

[firstimelongtime]

Well, at least we know mid/late 80s Tyson would have melted him.

 

[NigelCumia]

What is a quince? It's a food, Mauro THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER Q!!!!

 

[NigelCumia]

What I wanna know is why is Jake not teeing off? He's not moving.

Way to blow up the grift you dumb bitch

 

[UnPRePared]

What is a quince? It's a food, Mauro THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER Q!!!!

MOMMA MIA!

That guy is a living Super Mario caricature.

 

[Brooke Shields]

When Rosie Perez flashed her nipple in White Men Can't Jump it was one of my first real boners. Roy should bring that scene up

eh

 

[Ronnie G]

What I wanna know is why is Jake not teeing off? He's not moving.

Way to blow up the grift you dumb bitch

I think his heat would turn into genuine hatred and he's looking to milk these Zoomers for another decade.

 

[LingerLonger]

Well, at least we know mid/late 80s Tyson would have melted him.

Do we? Boxing fights are all rigged bullshit. This fight was legitimate as anything else Tyson did in the ring. Including the ear biting. This sport has been a joke for a century.

 

[Analfart]

Booooo. Mike looked great for his age and Jake treated it as a sparring match…

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Jeez. Mike should less movement than a Joe Cumia Bowel movement.

 

[Analfart]

eh
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I had such a crush on her as a child

 

[JohnnyDoh]

We fell for it like a bunch of rubes.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

We fell for it like a bunch of rubes.

I should have known once the kid came in with million-dollar Bermuda shorts that he wasn't ever gonna take a fall.

 

[UnPRePared]

We fell for it like a bunch of rubes.

We need a song from Sleeves to drive the point home.