"I have a lot of friends who eat cum"

[guest]

More importantly. How would he even know that?

He doesn’t. Pat is a figurative faggot. Meaning he’s a try hard worthless scumbag who is an online tough guy pretending to be not your average Alpha that is actually a stealthy geek. He’s also a rapist.

By contrast: Richard Simmons. Literal faggot who lives (meant loves but autocorrect has the right idea) man ass, is a giant queen yet is 50X times the man Pat is. He’s devoted his entire life to helping people who most would consider beyond help. Despite everyone laughing at him he ignores it, moves on and continues to do good.

tl;dr I have a crush on Richard Simmons

 

[The Talking Dead]

and is as transparent as Paul's affinity for childhood sexual curiosity.

My lawyers will be in touch imminently.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Oopsie doodles it was removed by Twitter!

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesn’t. Pat is a figurative faggot. Meaning he’s a try hard worthless scumbag who is an online tough guy pretending to be not your average Alpha that is actually a stealthy geek. He’s also a rapist.

By contrast: Richard Simmons. Literal faggot who lives (meant loves but autocorrect has the right idea) man ass, is a giant queen yet is 50X times the man Pat is. He’s devoted his entire life to helping people who most would consider beyond help. Despite everyone laughing at him he ignores it, moves on and continues to do good.

tl;dr I have a crush on Richard Simmons

Nothing wrong with loving Richard Simmons. For as goofy as he was he was about long term life changes and wasn’t into the quick unhealthy crash diets. He also said everything in moderation and spent his life helping millions over the years. He was still doing exercise classes at his studio for like ten bucks a couple years ago and would call people all day. Richard Simmons is a good man who wanted to help others and that’s ok in my book. Pat however is not ok in my book and I think Pat is the biggest piece of shit alive.

 

[BudDickman]

What a disgusting faggot.

 

[guest]

Nothing wrong with loving Richard Simmons. For as goofy as he was he was about long term life changes and wasn’t into the quick unhealthy crash diets. He also said everything in moderation and spent his life helping millions over the years. He was still doing exercise classes at his studio for like ten bucks a couple years ago and would call people all day. Richard Simmons is a good man who wanted to help others and that’s ok in my book. Pat however is not ok in my book and I think Pat is the biggest piece of shit alive.

Still, it was really funny when artie bullied him into crying and leaving on howard stern.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Lets just be thankful that these friends of his are sucking off people that are old enough to ejaculate a substantial amount of cum. You never know with those guys

 

[guest]

Lets just be thankful that these friends of his are sucking off people that are old enough to ejaculate a substantial amount of cum. You never know with those guys

Precum is still cum, little infant baby child. Youre just... incredibly stupid and wrong, about everything.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Who the fuck would even think this let alone say it? He’s doing this for us, isn’t he? He has to be at this point.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This is far the strangest Pat quote and that’s really fucking saying something.

I assumed he’d at least be quoting somebody else who said that but to come up with it from nowhere is bizarre. His brain is broken.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nothing wrong with loving Richard Simmons. For as goofy as he was he was about long term life changes and wasn’t into the quick unhealthy crash diets. He also said everything in moderation and spent his life helping millions over the years. He was still doing exercise classes at his studio for like ten bucks a couple years ago and would call people all day. Richard Simmons is a good man who wanted to help others and that’s ok in my book. Pat however is not ok in my book and I think Pat is the biggest piece of shit alive.

His Stern appearance where he got upset and stormed off crying was hilarious and part of it was because he left exactly at the time he was scheduled to leave. Great bit. At the very least he’s a good sport but I think he’s a funny guy who knows what he’s doing.

 

[guest]

Nothing wrong with loving Richard Simmons. For as goofy as he was he was about long term life changes and wasn’t into the quick unhealthy crash diets. He also said everything in moderation and spent his life helping millions over the years. He was still doing exercise classes at his studio for like ten bucks a couple years ago and would call people all day. Richard Simmons is a good man who wanted to help others and that’s ok in my book. Pat however is not ok in my book and I think Pat is the biggest piece of shit alive.

There’s just some people who always stay on the bright side of things and try to get others to see the same. If I had to choose I’d think ‘staying angry’ is far more draining than being one of the overly positive types.

Dedicating your entire life to hating anyone that strays remotely from the ‘right way’ of thinking is just sad. People who end up thinking like that deserve the loneliness that awaits them.

Then again even though Stern is also a huge faggot watching him make Simmons cry is pretty funny [MEDIA=youtube]-aOBB6ZakrE:1710[/MEDIA]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

There’s just some people who always stay on the bright side of things and try to get others to see the same. If I had to choose I’d think ‘staying angry’ is far more draining than being one of the overly positive types.

Dedicating your entire life to hating anyone that strays remotely from the ‘right way’ of thinking is just sad. People who end up thinking like that deserve the loneliness that awaits them.

Then again even though Stern is also a huge faggot watching him make Simmons cry is pretty funny

and even after artie got defensive and was a jerk to him, he STILL offered to help him if he wanted. though he was fighting tears. What a sweetheart. Almost Terry Clifford-like

 

[guest]

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Well done, handsome.

 

[guest]

Still, it was really funny when artie bullied him into crying and leaving on howard stern.

Howard was the one called him womanly. One of the few funny things the pelican has actually said.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

There’s just some people who always stay on the bright side of things and try to get others to see the same. If I had to choose I’d think ‘staying angry’ is far more draining than being one of the overly positive types.

Dedicating your entire life to hating anyone that strays remotely from the ‘right way’ of thinking is just sad. People who end up thinking like that deserve the loneliness that awaits them.

Then again even though Stern is also a huge faggot watching him make Simmons cry is pretty funny

Tim Sabean gets into elevator

"Tim's chubby!"

ribs

 

[guest]

Who the fuck would even think this let alone say it? He’s doing this for us, isn’t he? He has to be at this point.

Why wouldn't you just say "I have friends who suck some dick" or something similar? Why "eat cum"? I don't think I've ever heard a person say that. It really must be some sick perversion he has.

 

[BoringFaggot]

All I got from this was that Pat thinks gay guys aren't actually men.

Isn't that basically what he's saying here?

 

[guest]

Why wouldn't you just say "I have friends who suck some dick" or something similar? Why "eat cum"? I don't think I've ever heard a person say that. It really must be some sick perversion he has.

He was probably drunk at the time. Just like every time he spouts some projection about himself. He’s also an arsonist who burned down his own bar.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Why wouldn't you just say "I have friends who suck some dick" or something similar? Why "eat cum"? I don't think I've ever heard a person say that. It really must be some sick perversion he has.

Because he's obviously full of shit and thinks that's something these nonexistent friends of his would be fine with him saying. And also he probably takes loads in his stupidly shaped mouth so he thinks it's a fine topic for casual conversation.