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I guess he didn’t listen to Episode 3

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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Dan spoke to the host of "Pretend" who is named Javi. Javi spoke to admin as well. The episode will launch in a couple weeks.
I spoke to Javi. He invited me to the ice cream social. He seemed like a gentleman so I said yes. Too bad it turns out he was a brute, nothing but grabby hands and tongues in the front seat of his Bel-Air in the dark of the parking lot. He got so fresh I had to scream for help, I'm a Christian, we can't be doing that before marriage!
 

SFWA liaison

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he also got FIVE likes on threads! 0 replies
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another FIVE likes on Post.news, 0 replies
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and I assume a similar number on blusky

he goes from app to app reposting the same shit for single-digit pity engagement hahahha
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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That will give peoples court with bro joe a run for its money.
Niki is smart enough to know that Pat going on Dr Phil is a bad idea. The second Dr Phil Scans his Twitter, he’s going to have Pat and his deflections laying in the floor blubbering about like a 4 year old girl with a skinned knee. Dr Phil would own Pat so hard it wouldn’t be funny.
 
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Niki is smart enough to know that Pat going on Dr Phil is a bad idea. The second Dr Phil Scans his Twitter, he’s going to have Pat and his deflections laying in the floor blubbering about like a 4 year old girl with a skinned knee. Dr Phil would own Pat so hard it wouldn’t be funny.
Dr Phil getting sued into Bolivia
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Nuh-uh. Not if Patrick says it isn’t happening. The fat headed ostrich in the sand technique
My favorite thing about the latest Xeet blitz is Pat was acknowledging he had a court date August 24th, and boasting he would get stlakers put in prison for attending. And now he’s 180’ed and acts like there’s no hearing that day.
 

Chive Turkey

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Remind me again what Gang Stalking is?



Yep, that's our Pat alright. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.

(Nobody tell Pat that his beloved podcast just called him nuts, just like the Strictly Stalking one did)
It's hilarious because Pat never uses the word himself, except once when plugging Strictly Atalking. He must have been made aware that it's a term used exclusively by paranoid schizophrenics and dummies like the SA idiots. Javier seems a bit more savvy than those clowns but there's a good chance he's using the word sincerely too, which goes to show how high the bar is set for podcasts like these.
 

iBangedQuasi

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Ep 4 not out yet, but almost confirmed happening by an update Pretend appended to Ep 1



because he's dumb as fuck

>Hack Patreon
Signing up and downloading your incoherent poorly researched dribble then cancelling the sub but reposting it here isn't hacking you lispy faggot. Next time consult @hackingbutlegal on the definition
 

Imager

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>Hack Patreon
Signing up and downloading your incoherent poorly researched dribble then cancelling the sub but reposting it here isn't hacking you lispy faggot. Next time consult @hackingbutlegal on the definition
i'm sorry but shane nokes is the l33t hax0r who gets cracks forum databases and will doxx you via his xbox live connections

Honestly who do you think is better hacker: an elite White man or a stackoverflow fakin' pajeet?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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he also got FIVE likes on threads! 0 replies
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another FIVE likes on Post.news, 0 replies
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and I assume a similar number on blusky

he goes from app to app reposting the same shit for single-digit pity engagement hahahha
It’s great to see even his followers are tired of his “I’m the biggest victim!” Nonsense since he’s gone to the well too many times. Let’s not forget even Uncle Paul was calling the SWAT’s wellness checks which most of them were. It’s hard to cry “they’re trying to kill us!” But then also say it’s been going on for 5 years and piggy hasn’t even gotten a scratch.
 

Imager

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It’s great to see even his followers are tired of his “I’m the biggest victim!” Nonsense since he’s gone to the well too many times. Let’s not forget even Uncle Paul was calling the SWAT’s wellness checks which most of them were. It’s hard to cry “they’re trying to kill us!” But then also say it’s been going on for 5 years and piggy hasn’t even gotten a scratch.
You're right.

Patrick will have to be harmed in order to keep this...whatever this is...going. It's like that episode of The Sopranos where the rapper needs to be shot in order to get publicity.

Patrick's swaTTing schtick is getting old and stale, and it's just not doing the numbers it used to do. So Patrick, if you're reading this, that's what your problem is. The people need a new song; we're tired of the same old same old.

To be clear I am not advocating anyone on this board harming Patrick or even Patrick harming himself -- I'm just saying it's why his numbers are low (I believe Patrick is directly involved in his own swaTTings).

In fact I want Patrick to turn his life around because it would be the funniest own on this board ever. Chad Patrick would be AMAZING for here. If in the end, our very own "Old Testament Sex God" fucks Mrs. Honey Badger, it would be EPIC.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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You're right.

Patrick will have to be harmed in order to keep this...whatever this is...going. It's like that episode of The Sopranos where the rapper needs to be shot in order to get publicity.

Patrick's swaTTing schtick is getting old and stale, and it's just not doing the numbers it used to do. So Patrick, if you're reading this, that's what your problem is. The people need a new song; we're tired of the same old same old.

To be clear I am not advocating anyone on this board harming Patrick or even Patrick harming himself -- I'm just saying it's why his numbers are low (I believe Patrick is directly involved in his own swaTTings).

In fact I want Patrick to turn his life around because it would be the funniest own on this board ever. Chad Patrick would be AMAZING for here. If in the end, our very own "Old Testament Sex God" fucks Mrs. Honey Badger, it would be EPIC.
Also he hasn’t been swatted for a while - many possibilities as to why of course - but it doesn’t help to keep crying about a problem that has seemed to stop. On one of those episodes him and Niki get flustered about the swats and how “violent” they actually are. I think they said “almost violent” which means nothing and “almost kicked out door down!” Which again means nothing. That’s like crying someone tried to break your door down when they just knocked on it to see if you were home. I’m sure NBC nightly news figured they would have all kinds of property damage to film or show pictures for the report and there’s not even a scratch on their dump of a home. “But…they almost did something!” Really doesn’t work when you’re crying fear for your lives.
 

PickleRickle

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Also he hasn’t been swatted for a while - many possibilities as to why of course - but it doesn’t help to keep crying about a problem that has seemed to stop. On one of those episodes him and Niki get flustered about the swats and how “violent” they actually are. I think they said “almost violent” which means nothing and “almost kicked out door down!” Which again means nothing. That’s like crying someone tried to break your door down when they just knocked on it to see if you were home. I’m sure NBC nightly news figured they would have all kinds of property damage to film or show pictures for the report and there’s not even a scratch on their dump of a home. “But…they almost did something!” Really doesn’t work when you’re crying fear for your lives.
Since the fuckin retard likes to choreograph his punches, he did just post Susan getting worked on, the brakes in particular. Good ol' brake failure coming on up. Is Pat going to claim someone cut his brake lines before he drives into a wall, injuring himself so that he cant attend the hearing?
 
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