I guess he didn’t listen to Episode 3

[guest]

I hate the way he plugs these things when his life is supposedly in danger.

"Cyber stlakers are trying to murder me! Click here to like and subscribe about it!"

 

[A House Nigger]

Oh boy, he’s not gonna like that episode 4 where Piggies lies are all exposed!
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Some random reddit user texted me this

https://twitter.com/sexypattypig/status/1686435634322296841

 

[BoomerSperg]

why did he admit he makes "tens of thousands" off insurance when hes about to go through a debtors exam

He's not very bright, you see.

 

[Niki]

Dan: "How did you find out about this story?"

Javier: "Funny enough, Patrick and Niki found my podcast and reached out to me directly. They asked me not to interview any of the 'pests', but that didn't sit right with me. That's not journalism. You need to hear both sides of any story."

I knew they had stipulations about talking to us remember hildy admitted patrick was pressuring him to not do NPS

 

[FurBurger]

The Pests Part 1: Gang Stalking

Remind me again what Gang Stalking is?

A 2016 article in The New York Times estimated that more than 10,000 people were participating in online communities "organized around the conviction that its members are victims of a sprawling conspiracy to harass thousands of everyday Americans with mind-control weapons and armies of so-called gang stlakers".[2]

Persecutory delusion
Those who believe they are victims report that they believe the motivation for the gang stalking is to disrupt every part of their lives.[2] The activities involved are described as including electronic harassment, the use of "psychotronic weapons", directed-energy weapons, cyberstalking, hypnotic suggestion transmitted through remotely-accessed electronic devices, and other alleged mind control techniques. These have been reported by external observers as being examples of belief systems as opposed to reports of objective phenomena.[9]

Yep, that's our Pat alright. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.

(Nobody tell Pat that his beloved podcast just called him nuts, just like the Strictly Stalking one did)

 

[captain_kamala]

Remind me again what Gang Stalking is?



Yep, that's our Pat alright. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.

I am a targeted individual ask me anything

 

[BoomerSperg]

Dan: "How did you find out about this story?"

Javier: "Funny enough, Patrick and Niki found my podcast and reached out to me directly. They asked me not to interview any of the 'pests', but that didn't sit right with me. That's not journalism. You need to hear both sides of any story."

I'm so sorry, patrick.

I can't wait for episode 4. Getting confirmation that he's running around begging people for attention is great.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Ep 4 not out yet, but almost confirmed happening by an update Pretend appended to Ep 1



because he's dumb as fuck

Holy Fucking Shit, dudes fishing for pest subscriptions

 

[guest]

I am a targeted individual ask me anything

Why does Nigger Jim keep driving by my house in different red vehicles? Is he gay for me?

 

[captain_kamala]

Why does Nigger Jim keep driving by my house in different red vehicles? Is he gay for me?

More than likely, yeah. They used to do that to me but it was black dodge ram pick up trucks. They'd flash their lights at me and shit

 

[kingship75]

No no. Dan spoke to Pretend Javi today. PJ also spoke to admin. The ep will be in production for at least a couple of weeks.

I can barely keep up with all of the shenanigans and goings-on.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

More than likely, yeah. They used to do that to me but it was black dodge ram pick up trucks. They'd flash their lights at me and shit

That was my fault, sorry. I got all the other guys in the Dodge Ram Truck Owners Club onboard for a game of "Lets spook the spook", and things got out of hand...

 

[kingship75]

I would love if this turned into how after the WWE had a tribute show to Chris Benoit on Monday then once everything came out about him killing his family on Tuesday they had to take it all back and remove any mention of him from WWE history.

A great moment in ECW history.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

As far as interviewers go, I felt Javi was reasonably fair. I appreciate him being upfront and honest about Pig not being blameless, even though Pat will literally never acknowledge he causes his own problems.

The brotherman has probably been lurking ever since he found out about this place.

 

[DominusOdium]

why did he admit he makes "tens of thousands" off insurance when hes about to go through a debtors exam

Just a reminder...

For years he said he made his living solely from his publishing deals and stand up comedy bookings.

 

[CompoundBasement]

7 hours later:

 

[DominusOdium]

7 hours later:

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Almost the same level of engagement his "Who wants to hear me pontificate about aliens?" begging post

 

[Sputnik]

Patrick thinks he's Howard Stern going to management. Gag order or sumtin.

 

[Meownaw]

Wtf does this mean

Dan spoke to the host of "Pretend" who is named Javi. Javi spoke to admin as well. The episode will launch in a couple weeks.