I fucking hate norton

[guest]

you can analyse his entire existence in this 2 minute clip.

notice how the weathergirl calls him "buddy" twice after he tried the hackey im just an ugly lowly comic, look at this hot weathergirl with me! schtick
he's so fucking zany and random!

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[Gay Faggot.]

What a fag.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I haven't seen the video but just from the thumbnail I just know he blinked a lot and it's already infuriating me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“Stop it with your phony self flagellation.” Colin

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

The first girl told him to do the weather just to get him the fuck away from her

 

[guest]

I always hate when he tries to be profound and starts talking in that slow, pontificating manner. Stop trying to be profound, Jim, you’re not!

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I always hate when he tries to be profound and starts talking in that slow, pontificating manner. Stop trying to be profound, Jim, you’re not!

So you don't think the guy who let prostitutes shit on his chest and takes tranny dick in the rear can be profound?

 

[guest]

Haha he got buddyzoned. It's a tough one, man.

 

[PatsDeadLizard]

This cant be said enough. Norton is a fucking worm.

 

[Ladynyahh]

So you don't think the guy who let prostitutes shit on his chest and takes tranny dick in the rear can be profound?

I personally think Norton's interest in being pissed and shit on was a bunch of hullabaloo, but he has definitely taken loads in his bottom from that viking

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I personally think Norton's interest in being pissed and shit on was a bunch of hullabaloo, but he has definitely taken loads in his bottom from that viking

And there's actual evidence to support this...the anti-HIV drugs he was taking. Unless he was lying about that too.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

F

you can analyse his entire existence in this 2 minute clip.

notice how the weathergirl calls him "buddy" twice after he tried the hackey im just an ugly lowly comic, look at this hot weathergirl with me! schtick
he's so fucking zany and random!

Fun fact. I have shopped at the same store as that weather girl and shes hotter in person.

 

[blueoysterdolt]

you can analyse his entire existence in this 2 minute clip.

notice how the weathergirl calls him "buddy" twice after he tried the hackey im just an ugly lowly comic, look at this hot weathergirl with me! schtick
he's so fucking zany and random!

 

[hikomow633]

Holy shit did she set the friendzone tone fast with that know-your-fucking-boundaries hug 2 seconds into their interaction. Norton truly is fucking repulsive on a metaphysical level. Then the worm tries to play some kind of eccentric idiosyncratic character like he's some unattainable genius who's toiling away in brilliant obscurity and can't let anyone close to him.

Jim, you couldn't land a healthy relationship with a functional grown human being if your life depended on it, stop trying to preemtively head off any valid criticism of your miserable inadequacies at the pass. That homely 5 couldn't be more repelled by his very existence and proximity to her. There was no thought or analysis involved, it was just pure visceral disgust...And that's essentially a carbon copy of everyone of Jim Nortons interactions with the opposite sex for every one of his 55 miserable years of existence. How he still makes the conscious decision to continue living every time he wakes up is incomprehensible.