I Came This Close To Having A Joe Moment

This isn’t a popular opinion, and this where you and I disagree Ray. I don’t think he’s “An absolute piece of shit”. Nigger? Yes. He’s a monumental retard who does a terrible job defending himself and his pedo brother. I feel like people don’t factor in just how stupid he is. He is a borderline retard. He’s spent almost his entire life to be an average guitar player. He’s just trash, and grew up like trash. The guy hasn’t killed anyone, just stolen from employers and done drugs. Not sure how familiar you are with retards but, they get worked up over stupid things and say incredibly stupid shit. That’s Joe.
I'm right there with you except when he said looking at child porn isn't a crime. The only people who say that are people who've looked at child porn.
 

Gay Faggot.

Protecting our white homeland, child.
I'm right there with you except when he said looking at child porn isn't a crime. The only people who say that are people who've looked at child porn.
I’ve tried explaining this before, he’s a fucking tard. He was trying to say if you don’t download it and share it, the government isn’t going to go after you. He was pissed off and trying to defend his pedo brother. So I’m also making a guess on that but most of Joe’s completely retarded statements are because he’s incapable of explaining things well. Not defending his comment either, I just get how that fat boomer thinks to a degree.
 

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Oh, here comes Ray with his O-PIN-ION
I’ve tried explaining this before, he’s a fucking tard. He was trying to say if you don’t download it and share it, the government isn’t going to go after you. He was pissed off and trying to defend his pedo brother. So I’m also making a guess on that but most of Joe’s completely retarded statements are because he’s incapable of explaining things well. Not defending his comment either, I just get how that fat boomer thinks to a degree.

@Gay Faggot. , This is the same man who blocked someone on Twitter thinking it would make said man's insulting comment towards him invisible to everyone.

Sitcoms don't write men that stupid, even.
 

Imager

Understands that racists can enter contracts.
Every once in a while I think “So so so so so so so…”

I also ONLY say “Garlic Butter Saw” and no one has ever corrected me.

I used to tell my wife that in high school they called me the <fill in the blank> kiiiiiid and I spaced it out just enough that she eventually found it funny. Then she told her family about it and no one laughed.
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
I come very close to ending sentences with "but I'm 16 and know dick about..." whatever thing we're talking about. Usage of "knowing dick" in general.

I also have been known to drop in a "Nice XYZ, stupid" sometimes when shittalking people. I can't explain why but it always fawken kills IRL.

But nobody stuck in my head like Joeh, considering he wasn't even part of the show. He is insanely quotable.
 
Every once in a while I think “So so so so so so so…”

I also ONLY say “Garlic Butter Saw” and no one has ever corrected me.

I used to tell my wife that in high school they called me the <fill in the blank> kiiiiiid and I spaced it out just enough that she eventually found it funny. Then she told her family about it and no one laughed.
I've told the story here before, but when I would give my son formula, I'd say "Soooomeboddy's gotta feeeeed himmmmmm" to the point that my daughter says it.
 
I went on a tv court show and repeatedly called myself a pedarest.

All kidding aside I was in a hotel a while ago and they served a bacon, egg cheese on a roll. Ordered it for the bit
 

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Oh, here comes Ray with his O-PIN-ION
I went on a tv court show and repeatedly called myself a pedarest.

All kidding aside I was in a hotel a while ago and they served a bacon, egg cheese on a roll. Ordered it for the bit

Well, anyone can do it.
 
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