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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I Came This Close To Having A Joe Moment
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I'm right there with you except when he said looking at child porn isn't a crime. The only people who say that are people who've looked at child porn.
I’ve tried explaining this before, he’s a fucking tard. He was trying to say if you don’t download it and share it, the government isn’t going to go after you. He was pissed off and trying to defend his pedo brother. So I’m also making a guess on that but most of Joe’s completely retarded statements are because he’s incapable of explaining things well. Not defending his comment either, I just get how that fat boomer thinks to a degree.
@Gay Faggot. , This is the same man who blocked someone on Twitter thinking it would make said man's insulting comment towards him invisible to everyone.
Sitcoms don't write men that stupid, even.
Every once in a while I think “So so so so so so so…”
I also ONLY say “Garlic Butter Saw” and no one has ever corrected me.
I used to tell my wife that in high school they called me the <fill in the blank> kiiiiiid and I spaced it out just enough that she eventually found it funny. Then she told her family about it and no one laughed.
I also ONLY say “Garlic Butter Saw” and no one has ever corrected me.
I used to tell my wife that in high school they called me the <fill in the blank> kiiiiiid and I spaced it out just enough that she eventually found it funny. Then she told her family about it and no one laughed.
Leaving the Big Apple Ranch. After getting my dick sucked. And, taking 20+ loads (@CarolMaxheinie friend, ain't got shit on me). I feel great and brave.
So I antagonize and dared, anonymous people. To call CPS on me. They haven’t got the balls.
So I antagonize and dared, anonymous people. To call CPS on me. They haven’t got the balls.
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And you paid CASH.
I had to. They wouldn't allow "COMP’D".
I come very close to ending sentences with "but I'm 16 and know dick about..." whatever thing we're talking about. Usage of "knowing dick" in general.
I also have been known to drop in a "Nice XYZ, stupid" sometimes when shittalking people. I can't explain why but it always fawken kills IRL.
But nobody stuck in my head like Joeh, considering he wasn't even part of the show. He is insanely quotable.
I also have been known to drop in a "Nice XYZ, stupid" sometimes when shittalking people. I can't explain why but it always fawken kills IRL.
But nobody stuck in my head like Joeh, considering he wasn't even part of the show. He is insanely quotable.
I traveled for work three weeks ago, and believe it or not -- the hotel room was COMP'D.
I bragged about this rare perk most never get to experience all over social media.
I bragged about this rare perk most never get to experience all over social media.
I've told the story here before, but when I would give my son formula, I'd say "Soooomeboddy's gotta feeeeed himmmmmm" to the point that my daughter says it.
Ray you know I like you quite a bit, so if you could create your very own Joe pasta as Ray Wilson, I think that'd be the ultimate musician comeback to anybody on this board
That's a most worthy challenge. I'll work on that.
Does someone have this tweet I lost it and it was one that always busted my ribs.
I went on a tv court show and repeatedly called myself a pedarest.
All kidding aside I was in a hotel a while ago and they served a bacon, egg cheese on a roll. Ordered it for the bit
All kidding aside I was in a hotel a while ago and they served a bacon, egg cheese on a roll. Ordered it for the bit
Well, anyone can do it.