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I got one. Couldn't swallow a penis or a cum. Ordered a soup. Obscene amount of celery which I hate but ate it anyways.
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I called out of work because i think im going insane: debating mental hospital
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I'm taking antibiotics and disinfecting the wound about as often as possible. Yes. I'm pouring hand sanitizer on an open wound.
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See idk if you're joking or not... Can you take a picture of these things and show us please?
I am seriously concerned for you...
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Everything concerning my injury is legitimate. No pictures. Those are for the paramedics only.
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So you had an abscess burst, ok well that's a good sign that your body is trying to fight the infection. You don't need to use hand sanitizer dude, what you should do is get some long, thin gauze if you can and stuff the wound, leave a bit hanging out so the wound doesn't close up. You want it to drain, but you also need to keep it clean and change them every 12 hours AT LEAST.
Keep the area clean of course, damp rag and soap only, and don't put the shit inside the actual opening.
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I used toilet paper. The hand sanitizer was just to keep things clean. I also double dosed on antibiotics which I know you shouldn't do.
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They activated rape mode on the off chance you were a woman
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DUUUUDE NOOOOOO!
You don't want something that will leave particles inside your body... You need gauze
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Oh yeah. In totally ready to leave my home and shop for gauze. I've got fucking agoraphobia.
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I'm sure the body will just absorb the paper
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Bruh, DM me your address and i'll ship the stuff to you....
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No hope. My place never gives me my mail. I get important stuff shipped to the community center.
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Shhhhh somebody who actually wants help started this thread
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What about door dash or something? You don't have one person who could go get you what you need??? Anyone you could guilt trip into going for you? Even someone you could give money to and say "Get yourself a beer while you're at it..."
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Would hand sanitizer work like isopropyl alcohol? I guess I don’t see why not.
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I think it's mostly isopropyl with some gelling agents, yeah
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I use door dash almost every day. Problem is for medicine or alcohol they need ID and I don't have any.
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They’re not going to id you for gauze and bandaids. Just do that.
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@Nigger John pardon Turk's rude attention whoring. We're pulling for you buddy
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It will be fine. Faith alone (with antibiotics) will get me through this.