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You backed into another parked car? Can you diagram this for me, otherwise i'll have to alter my Boq-status due to hitting a non-moving object
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I called out of work because i think im going insane: debating mental hospital
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@NoBacon said he prayed for me and my abscess burst. Step 2 to me getting better. I'm never fighting with him again.
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I was at fault for sure...the sudden pack of witnesses with their phones out was off putting.
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But @Lunkhead and I aren't talking about your body.
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My dad has done this in the middle of a street and I had to convince him it's a very serious crime I'd he goes from the scene. He left a note 3 hours later.
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You're a villain who has already been defeated in the Thanksgiving thread. Are we doing a sequel?
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No, you win.
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Fuck. I put my tech suit with super kawaii swords for hands on for nothing.
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I drove by the parking lot of the hospital: didn’t go in ughhh
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Yeah but I kinda want a sentence on what happened. On your phone or never looking where you hit?
I was parked in a gas-station once, some weird cramped one off a busy 2 lane highway-ish thing, and a guy just slowly backed out of the front gas-station-entrance parking directly into my car when I'm getting gas, as i was bewildered and honked late but just in time for him to barely bump my shitbox.
Obviously he was looking right and left but never straight back, it was a very weird gas station.
But what did you do?
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you should probably make a videos for all your fan here
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Fan or fans? I have 4 in my place
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Kind of similar
It was dark...Jeep was parallel (illegally, unless had some permit from the city) parked, I was perpendicular and as I backed/reveresed and turned, I heard a thud (edge of bumper met Jeep's rims, flush). Jeep was Black and shouldn't have been there I think. They told me it belonged to a friend,
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Just go, brotherman. There's a decent chance they'll just write you a prescription for something and tell you to kick rocks. If they admit you it won't be for long.
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Also if you do get a prescription and you start to feel worse shortly after taking it stop immediately - you don't need to titrate the dosage if it's only been a few days. Don't feel like you have to take the drugs if they're not working out for you.
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For all of them. For each and every one of your fan
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Not that it matters I guess, but i'll pray for you. At least you can know there's one person out there routing for you...
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I felt better after working out. Been up since 0600 yesterday
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Are you doing anything at home to care for your injuries/wounds?