Jerk off or fuck the zoomer
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I don’t do the former but I am doing the latter like twice a day.
When I'm around women my spirit is crushed and I feel like I'm being strangled.
Methinks the Harry Powell doth protest too much
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Sounds like a tough one, man. Try hitting up a meeting and an open mic.
Im almost positive that I have ADHD.
I will go through weeks long or even months long periods of super high energy, followed by an extended crash where I need to be alone for a while and do fuck all
I will go through weeks long or even months long periods of super high energy, followed by an extended crash where I need to be alone for a while and do fuck all
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I am a big believer in Nigger Jim’s philosophy of seminal retention
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People nowadays treat it like a joke, but you had monks and other wise men doing this for centuries before faggoty NoFap redditors and other internet weirdos existed. In today's porn saturated world, I wouldn't know what to tell the average single guy, but I do know having at least some restraint is better than beating off every day. It really does make you weak and complacent.
thank her for putting a towel over that nice chair?What am I supposed to do with this though?
I'm a loser's loser and even I don't jack every day. I just don't feel like it. No plan or nuffin'. It's been this way for a number of years.
I think it just means that I'm spiritually dead. I've lost what little vitality I ever head as a man.
TSDR
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Just skimmed through this, but the amount of medications you guys (Americans) take is startling. Not doing a bit, not trying to get into some "USA vs Rest of the World" faggy argument. Just saying. Your pharma industry seems to have such power and reach they've convinced the people that there's a pill/cure-all for everything, and it's not a new thing as far as I understand. I'm no doctor or expert, but in my opinion half of these meds probably do more harm than good, especially to kids.
If you feel comfortable around drugs and have a good buddy to join you maybe take a camping trip and drop some LSD. Your brain will quickly learn how fast it can run and with a bit of luck you'll come out the next day with a bit more mental clarity. I'm not one of those drug guys but I was also sort of depressed, stuck in a rut, never really going out, drinking myself to sleep. A guy i know (sort of a new age hippy) talked me through this whole experience and whether it was the drugs or him i can't say but all my anxiety and cloudy focus went away and I immediately became a lot more demanding of myself. Also I'm 90% sure it cured my hay fever somehow. Be safe tho
That's manic depression
Really the only good advice in this whole thread.
You're always right Stent. How do you know so much?
The highs are so worth the lows