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I don’t do the former but I am doing the latter like twice a day.Jerk off or fuck the zoomer
When I'm around women my spirit is crushed and I feel like I'm being strangled.Do you spend time around attractive women? I find that it gives me a second wind even when I'm not talking to them directly.
Methinks the Harry Powell doth protest too muchI don’t do the former but I am doing the latter like twice a day.
I am a big believer in Nigger Jim’s philosophy of seminal retentionMethinks the Harry Powell doth protest too much
People nowadays treat it like a joke, but you had monks and other wise men doing this for centuries before faggoty NoFap redditors and other internet weirdos existed. In today's porn saturated world, I wouldn't know what to tell the average single guy, but I do know having at least some restraint is better than beating off every day. It really does make you weak and complacent.I am a big believer in Nigger Jim’s philosophy of seminal retention
What am I supposed to do with this though?People nowadays treat it like a joke, but you had monks and other wise men doing this for centuries before faggoty NoFap redditors and other internet weirdos existed. In today's porn saturated world, I wouldn't know what to tell the average single guy, but I do know having at least some restraint is better than beating off every day. It really does make you weak and complacent.
thank her for putting a towel over that nice chair?What am I supposed to do with this though?
I'm a loser's loser and even I don't jack every day. I just don't feel like it. No plan or nuffin'. It's been this way for a number of years.People nowadays treat it like a joke, but you had monks and other wise men doing this for centuries before faggoty NoFap redditors and other internet weirdos existed. In today's porn saturated world, I wouldn't know what to tell the average single guy, but I do know having at least some restraint is better than beating off every day. It really does make you weak and complacent.
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That's manic depressionIm almost positive that I have ADHD.
I will go through weeks long or even months long periods of super high energy, followed by an extended crash where I need to be alone for a while and do fuck all
Really the only good advice in this whole thread.Try not being gay.
Hope that helps.
The highs are so worth the lowsThat's manic depression
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