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How often do you wake up feeling like you got the shit kicked out of you?
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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This guy sleeps with a firm futa.
I actually did sleep on a rock hard futon most of the time in my absolute prime.
If I could sleep on my back I'd honestly just sleep on the floor. I always end up on my side and then my hips just hurt like shit the next day
I hate mornings, always have. No matter what I do, or eat, or take, and no matter how well, comfortably, or long I sleep, I wake up sluggish, creaky, and crabby. I need a good two hours before I shake off the morning. The only time I ever woke up feeling wide-awake and refreshed was, interestingly enough, the morning after I took LSD for the first time.
And I hate morning people. I had a friend who used to wake up at 4:45AM every single day, fully formed and ready to go. He'd show up at my door unannounced at 6AM, and he'd always be stunned when I'd tell him to go fuck himself. "How can you just sleep away such a beautiful day?"...faggot.
And I hate morning people. I had a friend who used to wake up at 4:45AM every single day, fully formed and ready to go. He'd show up at my door unannounced at 6AM, and he'd always be stunned when I'd tell him to go fuck himself. "How can you just sleep away such a beautiful day?"...faggot.
Had to look that term up, you've proper ruined my night.
Why add bloated plasticky cartoon boobs and a skinny shiny waif girls' body to a perfectly good monster cock? It's grim. No accounting for taste.
Thought you loved big meaty cock? Is the girl the "gross" part? Im so confused
Pop another pill, bozo.
Youre really whiney. Vurry feminine trait. Nice fake "i was banned" post, faggot. Lotsa traction. I noticed noone really gave a shit even if it wasnt fake.
He is on all his accounts. He's Bobo all teary eyed yelling "I was blocked". Watch him as apologize if a single mod actually turns their attention to this thread.
I basically wake up hourly when I sleep. It's really gay. I'm never actually rested. I think that's a factor in why my body's fucked.
You probably have sleep apnea or an incredibly guilty conscience.
Dude! Same! I sleep from 12:00-3:00. Then from 4:00-5:00 if im lucky. Then time to go to work. And then alot of times my daughter wakes up teething at like 2:00 so im running on 2-3hrs of sleep daily. Shits wearing on me.
Its the alcohol. Shits TERRIBLE for a good nights sleep
My grandfather wore some Bane mask to sleep. I can't sleep on my back. I have to sleep on my sides and I still kick around and toss and turn like an asshole.
Have you tried laying still and closing your eyes. That's how I do it. Works pretty good. Not telling you how to live your life or anything.
Abe just needs to make a pile. Hed prob sleep better with a 4ft stack of Buschs next to em. He should try it. Couldnt hurt
I wake up feeling like I got my shit pushed in me
On the train tracks or what? Where?