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How often do you wake up feeling like you got the shit kicked out of you?

I hate mornings, always have. No matter what I do, or eat, or take, and no matter how well, comfortably, or long I sleep, I wake up sluggish, creaky, and crabby. I need a good two hours before I shake off the morning. The only time I ever woke up feeling wide-awake and refreshed was, interestingly enough, the morning after I took LSD for the first time.

And I hate morning people. I had a friend who used to wake up at 4:45AM every single day, fully formed and ready to go. He'd show up at my door unannounced at 6AM, and he'd always be stunned when I'd tell him to go fuck himself. "How can you just sleep away such a beautiful day?"...faggot.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
I hate mornings, always have. No matter what I do, or eat, or take, and no matter how well, comfortably, or long I sleep, I wake up sluggish, creaky, and crabby. I need a good two hours before I shake off the morning. The only time I ever woke up feeling wide-awake and refreshed was, interestingly enough, the morning after I took LSD for the first time.

And I hate morning people. I had a friend who used to wake up at 4:45AM every single day, fully formed and ready to go. He'd show up at my door unannounced at 6AM, and he'd always be stunned when I'd tell him to go fuck himself. "How can you just sleep away such a beautiful day?"...faggot.
I basically wake up hourly when I sleep. It's really gay. I'm never actually rested. I think that's a factor in why my body's fucked.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
I basically wake up hourly when I sleep. It's really gay. I'm never actually rested. I think that's a factor in why my body's fucked.
Dude! Same! I sleep from 12:00-3:00. Then from 4:00-5:00 if im lucky. Then time to go to work. And then alot of times my daughter wakes up teething at like 2:00 so im running on 2-3hrs of sleep daily. Shits wearing on me.
 
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