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Make sure to check his internet browsing history after he goes to bed...You shall be disappointed.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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How often do you take a shit?
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Jesus. When I got off the junk and went into a Suboxone program, I ignored them when they told me to take a fiber supplement. I didn't shit for two weeks (no joke), and actually forced myself to when I figured that was a while. It was a very long and tedious process which included gloving up and going for a dig after a few hours later but by the end I'm pretty sure I experienced what prison rape was like, minus the smell and excessive cum.
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Does verbal diarrhea count as well? If so, every time I post here.
The 2shirts1egg name i had on the last 2 forums came from a conversation i had on the old sub involving Ant, Sue and this vid
Some years back I fell down some stairs in a parking garage, landed on the edge of the bottom step and my O-ring took the full brunt of the fall. "Minor" fractured tailbone, but "minor" is relative. They gave me ten days worth of oxycodone and told me to "stay off it" which is easier said than done. Anyhow, the combination of the injury and the opiates left me unable to take a shit for an excruciating nine days. I took everything you can take and seriously considered the enema route to get things moving.
Finally I sit down and get to work and I dropped one. It hurt like fucking hell, too. I'm sitting there, all wincing, covered in sweat and doubled over with my asshole on fire, dabbing at my shattered rectum with some TP, it was bloody but not too bad. So I get up and take a look at the finished product and the fucking thing was like a canoe, just enormous. At least a foot long and almost as big around as my wrist. So like a retard I figure it'll just break when I flush it, but it was rock solid and sure enough, it jammed up the toilet in a big way. Took almost two full days of plunging and snaking to clear the log jam. I'd have been better off just gloving up and using some plastic forks to fish the thing out and bury it in the backyard.
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My alarm clock is my turd pressing up against my colon like the Hoover Dam filling up to full capacity. I give birth to a Detroit crack baby every morning and don't need to crap for the rest of the day. About 25% of the time I drop hammers twice a day.
Fuckin' poo canoe gotta nigga's ribs good ova here.
The weird thing was, that in spite of the agonizing pain and all, I was slightly disappointed before I saw it, as it just didn't feel as massive as I was expecting it to be. But seriously, if that thing was made of wood or metal, I could have easily used it to club someone to death. It was really straight, too, like no curves or bends or anything. It was the shit that every subsequent shit I've taken is measured by, the benchmark, the standard.
Get your gut in order. I shit once in the morning every day either right after or during my coffee.
@DiarrheaDick I had a similar experience. Had surgery a few years ago (not on my asshole) and got percs to use after. I don't think I shit for two weeks. Nothing funny or anything, was just the experience I had being doped up on opiates for several days after the operation.
@satanssockpuppet Fucking ribs.
@DiarrheaDick I had a similar experience. Had surgery a few years ago (not on my asshole) and got percs to use after. I don't think I shit for two weeks. Nothing funny or anything, was just the experience I had being doped up on opiates for several days after the operation.
@satanssockpuppet Fucking ribs.
Twice a day. Once in the morning right when I get up. And sometime during the day or night. I cannot imagine hold in my own shit for 24 hours and only going once a day. Sounds like Norton as a kid.
I had to start taking that because I would go 4 or 5 days with no shit and then have explosive painful diarrhea on the 5th or 6th day.
I've had blood in my stool a few times over the years. My advice is to just ignore it and you'll be fine.
I came here to encourage all brothermen and brotherwomen to try whole psyillium husks, but the eloquent and handsome @DiarrheaDick beat me to the punch. I take it every day around 6pm, and around 4am I hit the terlet like Niki hits a bottle of rye whiskey at 7am…hard and complete.
Whole psyillium husks effectively “sweep” the colon, helping with regularity and making for a complete movement when you go. They’re also thought by some to help stave off polyps*
If you haven’t tried them before, I encourage you to do so. Any brand will do, and Amazon has them. I prefer whole husks to powder.
*I am not an ass doctor, although I’ve gone ass spelunking countless times