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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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How often do you take a shit?
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Like clockwork, a huge heave in right after my morning cawfee...then a shower.
I do workout, shit, shower.
Really isn't consistent for me. Today I've taken 5 shits and I've been awake for 2 hours. I'm hoping it all gets out of me before I need to go into work. Each one has felt fantastic and also feel like "the last one" but I'm literally taking the 5th shit as we speak.
I can go a day, sometimes almost 2, without taking a shit then I'll have days like today.
I can go a day, sometimes almost 2, without taking a shit then I'll have days like today.
A mid workout shit is the worst. I try to hold off until my workout is done or if I start crowning.
I got lost and have spent the last ten years on the Joe Qumia diet. During that time I’d go two or three times a day. For the last couple months I’ve changed my diet completely and I go once. If I have a day where I slide and eat some garbage I immediately start shitting three times. When I first started eating a bunch of fiber I went like two days before the first shit which was pretty weird.
I take a psyllium supplement twice daily. I basically void everything I ate the previous day in one single plop first thing in the morning. My bowels are immaculate. You really don't even need to wipe much if you're taking some form of psyllium one way or another daily.
Smelly butt nigga nobody told him?
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Between once and twice a day almost always first thing in the morning. I haven't been constipated in about 8 years and the last time was because I ate a whole bunch of wings.
Do you wipe with your bare hand?
No, he gets hosed off in the driveway
Fuck I need to shit more. Couldn’t shit for a week last month. If I described the size of the shit I took you guys wouldn’t believe me. There’s not a cock a live that was anywhere near as big as the shit I took. Circumference, lol maybe if you stuck two of the fattest dicks together.
Once a day, nearly to the minute.
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Drink a lot of water and then your shitter might not feel like King Kong tried to finger it
Thanks daddy
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Time to hit the hay, Slugger. You've got a big day tomorrow!