How much hp do your blenders have?

[Udders]

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It's funny that we have to talk to Dan through other platforms. Reminds me when reddit guys were carrying on conversations with each other through Pat texts.

 

[Eugene]

Why are his palms so chafed when he doesn't do any fucking work? If he fucked his hands up making those shitty chairs you'd think they would've healed by now unless the toxins are eating through his flesh. Maybe saltine truffle ball was right about his "ready access to pussy" being revoked? The small surface area of crusty discoloured skin reeks of faucet dick.

 

[guest]

Why are his palms so chafed when he doesn't do any fucking work? If he fucked his hands up making those shitty chairs you'd think they would've healed by now unless the toxins are eating through his flesh. Maybe saltine truffle ball was right about his "ready access to pussy" being revoked? The small surface area of crusty discoloured skin reeks of faucet dick.

Diabetes causes poor circulation

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

List of things that are “Patricks” aka JERRY JENS aka QUASIS:

His 3 HP blender
Susan
The bikes
Both halves of the hovel
Pats firearms
Pats Star Trek toys
All of Pats novels
Nikis SEO “business”

This list would be LONGER if these deadbeats weren’t so poor.

2 Adirondack chairs
1 fart couch

 

[FurBurger]

Why are his palms so chafed when he doesn't do any fucking work?

He touched Nikki's cooter without gloves.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

Which model? How loud does it get? My Vitamix does work on these chia seeds but it sounds like a jet is taking off

Do you have the 5201 XL too? It's great, but holy shit. It has to be over 90dB.

 

[guest]

His blender is probably more powerful than his bike

 

[guest]

This is fatricks "five sinks"

 

[EraGodless]

His blender is probably more powerful than his bike

Which bike? The one he used to a ride-by and murder Bernell Trammell or the shitty motorcycle he has to "own," Harley Davidson riders?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

what blenders does everyone have?

I got a vitamix to do work on chia seeds but it’s so fawkin’ loud. Maybe a more expensive model could still do it but be quieter

I used to have a Hamilton Beach Mucho Margarita. It was lime green and had a little Sombrero for a lid.

 

[eggfeller]

can a 2hp blender liquefy a human skull? i don’t feel like living another day knowing pat has outdone me in anything

 

[RoTheHo69]

1,000 watts.

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[HalfHouseFatty]

2 Adirondack chairs
1 fart couch

Lightsaber chop sticks

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Cue Jerry Jen eyes.

Still out blowing money I see. Unless that was a late housewarming present from Mommy Dearest… or you know, Pat is fucking lying as usual.