Did he really make that claim? That a restaurant with a certificate from the board of health would take the risk of serving some fat asshole's potentially toxic poison to paying customers? I own a business with a small cafe where we sell stuff from a local bagel shop, even with bagels in a bag I need to have a copy of the food safety certificate and board of health inspection certs before I can sell a piece of bread. Imagine selling some habanero slop from some pig's ghetto kitchen (with the 3hp blender of course) to paying customers? Hot sauce sends half the people who eat it into to the bathroom, imagine finding out that your intestinal burning was caused by garbage mixed in someone's dirty kitchen? Even if I didn't get sick, I would sue on principle
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How much hp do your blenders have?
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He's never heard of oversight or health inspectors. That's why he thinks he can lie so much. Imagine that pig approaching a server or manager offering that it be somehow integrated into the menu. He has no idea how the real world works. They'd get sued up the ass and get shut down for letting that swill even close the kitchen.
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What happened - if he didn’t outright lie - is he went to Hooli’s and asked the bartender if she wanted his sauce. She said sure, took it, the second he walked out the door it went in the trash.
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Probably the reason hooli's banned him, he kept bringing that sauce.
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You forgot his L.
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I'd rather have 7 sinks than some ching Chong Wish.com 3hp blender tbqhwy
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Alright who is gonna make the 3hp blender twitter account. We are waiting!
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Fuck, my vitamix is only 2.2 hp. Should I kill myself?
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Which model? How loud does it get? My Vitamix does work on these chia seeds but it sounds like a jet is taking off
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Forget the blender let's see that sausage making setup. "Nicki let me buy a Cub Cadet wood chipper"
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This one:
It’s fairly loud I guess but aren’t all blenders loud? It piña coladas pritty gud.
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Typical Patonomics: but a $1200 blender to make hot sauce no one would buy for more than $2 a pop (which I don't even think is true). It's like spending 5k to get a Twitter account back to sell 4 books a year. Or spending 100k of someone else's money to feed your humiliation fetish
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3 HP is enough to grind a black baby's limbs? I can't imagine it, guess I'd have to see it in action
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