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How much hp do your blenders have?

fricklefrackle

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Sounds important and super expensive.
 

gassers

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Sounds important and super expensive.
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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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List of things that are “Patricks” aka JERRY JENS aka QUASIS:

His 3 HP blender
Susan
The bikes
Both halves of the hovel
Pats firearms
Pats Star Trek toys
All of Pats novels
Nikis SEO “business”

This list would be LONGER if these deadbeats weren’t so poor.
Discless Xbox One
Master and Commander on DVD
Children's Star Wars Clone Wars Art Book
Two bamboo forks
Two black plates
Darth Vader sippy cup
Tangine
 
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