How long until Susan kicks rocks?

[FranksWirecutters]

Unless he drunkly wraps it around a pole, he will have it forever. He can't afford to buy anything else.

Fingers crossed he can't wear a seat belt because he's fat and is ejected through the door window.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Do you think Pat puts like Ultra Premium gas in that piece of shit or does he just use Unleaded?

Cheapest shit he can afford. Fatrick is too much of an intellectual grease monkey to fall for corporate lies like that. You just know Fatrick puts in normal petrol and smugly shakes his fat smirking head when he sees someone use premium.
He would battle Carol Shelby himself over something if Fatrick thought he was right.

 

[captain_kamala]

Not to speak for quasi here , whereever that queer is, but as funny as those ideas would be, the only actual outcome is it goes up for auction

good enough for me.

 

[guest]

Not to speak for quasi here , whereever that queer is, but as funny as those ideas would be, the only actual outcome is it goes up for auction

What’s it going to auction for, like 5 grand? @CarolMaxheinie do the right thing for da bit

 

[Stent]

He'll just buy some other shit heap and say it has pedigree that normies couldn't possibly recognize. Y'all sleeping on this 2004 Hyundai Sonata.

 

[guest]

Not to speak for quasi here , whereever that queer is, but as funny as those ideas would be, the only actual outcome is it goes up for auction

I'll give Quasi $3k for it.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"... to embarrass and infuriate Harley Riders."

All these years later, I still don't know what he meant by this. I hope someone from Reddit can help clarify

 

[guest]

I'll give Quasi $3k for it.

We should all pitch in and buy it then put a big bow on it and send it to the Snyder family as a gift.

Or crush it into a cube and have it dropped on Rick’s lawn.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Or crush it into a cube and have it dropped on Rick’s lawn.

funny you say that, I was thinking about gifting him a few hundred tonnes of scrap metal or aggregate delivered to him with instruction to just drop'n'go

 

[FurBurger]

We should all pitch in and buy it then put a big bow on it and send it to the Snyder family as a gift.

Annabelle's first car.

Perfect.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Annabelle's first car.

Perfect.

Wouldn't give her that shit, the suspension is probably all fucked up, axles misaligned cause he's a fat fuck

 

[guest]

Wouldn't give her that shit, the suspension is probably all fucked up, axles misaligned cause he's a fat fuck

Yeah she deserves better. I’d rather see John drive it in a demolition derby like the opening scene of Jackass.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Not to speak for quasi here , whereever that queer is, but as funny as those ideas would be, the only actual outcome is it goes up for auction

Like Quasi is going to be able to get the BO smell out of that car.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"... to embarrass and infuriate Harley Riders."

All these years later, I still don't know what he meant by this. I hope someone from Reddit can help clarify

I’ve never heard about a motorcycle rider being “embarrassed” or “infuriated” by someone else’s motorcycle. Riders don’t care what other people ride and usually like to ride with anyone they like that has a bike. Pat is such a cunt that NOBODY EVER asks him to ride with them. He rides alone all the time, I know guys that will ride together who aren’t even that good of friends but it’s just someone to ride with. Pat has zero friends and can’t even make other car or motorcycle friends.

 

[FurBurger]

Like Quasi is going to be able to get the BO smell out of that car.

He's Indian, he won't even notice.