How long until Pilot Patrick sees Top Gun and give us a lecture on how much he knows about jets?

[Cuphead]

Or does it not have enough capeshit in it for him?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Fun fact: Tom Cruise used to fly in the mud over his house in bum fuck Wisconsin

 

[Guyincognito]

Damn. You’re 100% right. Whereas Pat’s real area of expertise is the volleyball scene

 

[guest]

Whereas Pat’s real area of expertise is the volleyball scene

To masturbate to maybe but I'm willing to bet he's never played a pick-up game of any sport in his entire life.

He's more of an expert on Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis's relationship dynamic- two gay people acting like a heterosexual couple.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Or does it not have enough capeshit in it for him?

People on social media are talking about it, and it's the only new huge mainstream movie out there right now. So yeah, he'll go and then act like he is a huge obsessed Top Gun fan and that he's been waiting for this movie since since he was a boy. Two days later, hell never bring up either Top Gun ever again.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Not enough use of paint balloons

 

[Gay Faggot.]

People on social media are talking about it, and it's the only new huge mainstream movie out there right now. So yeah, he'll go and then act like he is a huge obsessed Top Gun fan and that he's been waiting for this movie since since he was a boy. Two days later, hell never bring up either Top Gun ever again.

I’m going to wager this, along with something about how people have “slept on” Top Gun in some way. He’ll probably steal some jokes along with it.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

''No child, wrong again. the F22 Raptor and F35 Lightening can be taken out with a Nerfgun and some Elmer's glue. Just because you have thousands of combat hours& train pilots doesn't mean anything. Go tell you 100 followers I'm right''

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I'm looking forward to Pat's arguing with and the eventual blocking of military and F18 (or whatever jet they use in the movie) experts on Twitter when he gets ratioed for his mongoloid comments. His perceived street cred for owning a 15 year old Bullitt Mustang won't impress Maverick whatsoever.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He's already shooting his mouth off about bad weather landings.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat is obsessed with Cruise so he'll definitely see this. He's probably already pre-written his opinion thread.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat is obsessed with Cruise so he'll definitely see this. He's probably already pre-written his opinion thread.

The new Top Gun has scenes of explicit gay sex. Here's why that's a GOOD thing 1/56

 

[DanFielding]

I flew 50 sorties in the first Gulf War, child. The Revolutionary Guard shit their pants when they heard my jet coming. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

''No child, wrong again. the F22 Raptor and F35 Lightening can be taken out with a Nerfgun and some Elmer's glue. Just because you have thousands of combat hours& train pilots doesn't mean anything. Go tell you 100 followers I'm right''

Please do have fun

 

[Phish]

Pat is obsessed with Cruise so he'll definitely see this. He's probably already pre-written his opinion thread.

Thats because theyre both into Scientology

 

[NoBacon]

As soon as he sees some Reddit trivia to plagiarise

 

[fricklefrackle]

As long as it'll take him to skim through some Wikipedia articles.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

He'll probably try to fob off the Tarantino Top Gun analogy for homosexuality theory as his own in a multi-tweet lecture to his "fans" who "demand it".

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He was sucking Cruises cock last night.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He was sucking Cruises cock last night.

Hot Take Pat was proposing that Edge of Tomorrow was an underrated movie. Tom Cruise's most highly rated film. The film often tauted as the best scifi action film since Aliens. I guess Pat thinks poorly marketed equals underrated.