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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
How long until Pilot Patrick sees Top Gun and give us a lecture on how much he knows about jets?
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Fun fact: Tom Cruise used to fly in the mud over his house in bum fuck Wisconsin
Damn. You’re 100% right. Whereas Pat’s real area of expertise is the volleyball scene
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To masturbate to maybe but I'm willing to bet he's never played a pick-up game of any sport in his entire life.
He's more of an expert on Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis's relationship dynamic- two gay people acting like a heterosexual couple.
People on social media are talking about it, and it's the only new huge mainstream movie out there right now. So yeah, he'll go and then act like he is a huge obsessed Top Gun fan and that he's been waiting for this movie since since he was a boy. Two days later, hell never bring up either Top Gun ever again.
Not enough use of paint balloons
I’m going to wager this, along with something about how people have “slept on” Top Gun in some way. He’ll probably steal some jokes along with it.
''No child, wrong again. the F22 Raptor and F35 Lightening can be taken out with a Nerfgun and some Elmer's glue. Just because you have thousands of combat hours& train pilots doesn't mean anything. Go tell you 100 followers I'm right''
I'm looking forward to Pat's arguing with and the eventual blocking of military and F18 (or whatever jet they use in the movie) experts on Twitter when he gets ratioed for his mongoloid comments. His perceived street cred for owning a 15 year old Bullitt Mustang won't impress Maverick whatsoever.
He's already shooting his mouth off about bad weather landings.
Pat is obsessed with Cruise so he'll definitely see this. He's probably already pre-written his opinion thread.
The new Top Gun has scenes of explicit gay sex. Here's why that's a GOOD thing 1/56
I flew 50 sorties in the first Gulf War, child. The Revolutionary Guard shit their pants when they heard my jet coming. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Please do have fun
Thats because theyre both into Scientology
As long as it'll take him to skim through some Wikipedia articles.
He'll probably try to fob off the Tarantino Top Gun analogy for homosexuality theory as his own in a multi-tweet lecture to his "fans" who "demand it".
He was sucking Cruises cock last night.
Hot Take Pat was proposing that Edge of Tomorrow was an underrated movie. Tom Cruise's most highly rated film. The film often tauted as the best scifi action film since Aliens. I guess Pat thinks poorly marketed equals underrated.