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You're too good looking to be suicidal, only uglies should perish
K-Man wants some of that brown sugar. Lil taste lil taste.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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K-Man wants some of that brown sugar. Lil taste lil taste.
I wanna get in blackface and recreate this video, I have the hair for it and everything (I want his suit too)
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My buddy was at the Hard Rock center bar with hookers and blow watching them wheel Entwistle out due to hookers and blow
Legend.
Your boy not that limey fuck with the pussy heart.
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A couple years due to alcoholism. I guess.
CFIT
Ordering onion rings for the table.
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Covid
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Nigsam is such an impulsive ribber he has to ruin the bit. He can’t help himself.
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Old folskh home. Just please not in a plane crash
Since the 90s I predicted my death would happen in 2025. I've made it my ATM PIN, my old employee PIN, and some other logins. I obsess over it.
Now it's less than three years away and, like, right fucking there. Waiting for me.
I have the sort of life people would love to have - a couple of great knuckleheaded kids, a wife who blows me B/D/A the jacuzzi - so I hope I'm wrong.
But, hey, if I make it that long I may rent out Hooligan's for NYE 2025 to celebrate.
After all, it's walking distance from home. In fact, I used to be able to see it from my window until some fat half-a-hovel owner blocked the view with a shoddy pre-fab backwards fence.
Now it's less than three years away and, like, right fucking there. Waiting for me.
I have the sort of life people would love to have - a couple of great knuckleheaded kids, a wife who blows me B/D/A the jacuzzi - so I hope I'm wrong.
But, hey, if I make it that long I may rent out Hooligan's for NYE 2025 to celebrate.
After all, it's walking distance from home. In fact, I used to be able to see it from my window until some fat half-a-hovel owner blocked the view with a shoddy pre-fab backwards fence.
Hopefully aged 115 while my kids and grandkids figure out their various inheritance packages.
Fixed.
Was distracted by your gay-rape-off with Dan.
Who 'clogged' whomst's anus? Or do you have a double-ender clog?
That's a dutch wooden footwear anal insertion joke, with a twist that there might be a double-ended wooden shoe so you can pleasure each other's rectums simultaneously, you see?
Two weeks after my wife dies. From a broken heart.
Just kidding, it will be from some sort of untreated cancer that nobody else knew about because I'm not a needy faggot.
Just kidding, it will be from some sort of untreated cancer that nobody else knew about because I'm not a needy faggot.