How do people eat healthy all the time

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Switch to liquor and club soda

The only good advice in this thread.

 

[BUBBLER]

When you get off processed food you'll feel like shit and crave for about 2 weeks, after you get through it you don't want that garbage anymore

 

[Dog Eater]

Steak and eggs really is the way. And rape, rape a LOT.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Hire some interns to get you your breakfast, and when they make a mistake in your order, bring everything you're doing to a complete halt to berate them.

 

[Niggerotchi]

There's only one girl for me. And her tummy is fucked up.

You redeemed yourself with this post. Fucking lol

 

[aRTie02150]

Most people who claim they eat healthy "all the time" are usually lying. When they're home and not around others, they go right back into eating normal stuff.

It's like that joke Jim Gaffigan made about McDonald's and how everyone claims they don't eat it.

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

just be a carnivore (or, "ketovore") nigga

steak, eggs, coffee. water

You know like all those lions who start off with a cup of joe in the morning

 

[johnnynoname]

You know like all those lions who start off with a cup of joe in the morning

nigga- they have flat screen tv's, and social contracts too

 

[PickleRickle]

…You never got a scratchy throat or memory problems!? How big are you bro!?

Im already retarded. The decline was imperceptible.