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Hildeman is a unique amongst Pat posters in that he seems to be willing to test the waters of criminality in hopes of being a Pat pal.
If he rapes one of boomia’s offspring Pat might let him ride in Susan.
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Hildeman is a unique amongst Pat posters in that he seems to be willing to test the waters of criminality in hopes of being a Pat pal.
I'm not complaining about you posting too much which is odd you would say that with only 64 messages.OK you assume who I am and I'll do me as you said, but most posters here seem to have an addiction to the story but only the terminally socially awkward have made 3,4,5,6 times the posts of what would be considered active posters. What's your story Minaw? Failure to launch, genital deformation, handicapped, something turned this from a hobby to a life's mission commenting on other posters. You sound like our shitskin cuntfucker complaining about people posting more than people who post actually post.
It's a mystery, Booms; like why you have an apostrophe in that sentence.My kids? How did his kid's become mine but whatever.
I guess unlike heroic me, Boomia is a coward, I took 7 vaccine shots myself, probably 2 more than you. I was writing his kid's nationalities become mine. I stopped mid-sentence to answer a text, never rechecked. I did however take a covid test because variant E-5 GBTQ bipoc is going around and I think I felt a slight drip in my throat. I'm not a coward and I know real men get vaxxed and don't play sports.It's a mystery, Booms; like why you have an apostrophe in that sentence.
Or can a man who hates a county, but is ordered by his wife to move there and have kids really be considered a man? What if he lisps, and LARPS as a Actual Tough Guy online?
What then?
I guess unlike heroic me, Boomia is a coward, I took 7 vaccine shots myself, probably 2 more than you. I was writing his kid's nationalities become mine. I stopped mid-sentence to answer a text, never rechecked. I did however take a covid test because variant E-5 GBTQ bipoc is going around and I think I felt a slight drip in my throat. I'm not a coward and I know real men get vaxxed and don't play sports.
Wait who do you want to fuck you, me or boomia? I'm unclear from your posts, but you have a crush on one of us. I can see how you got to like 25K posts. No wonder I got that message about you. Anyway Furburger bottoms from what I heard so you two won't work out.
Do you play much in the way of sports, Booms? If I Google you am I going to find a whole lot of sporth teamth with your name on them? Do they have Master's Series in Canada?I'm not a coward and I know real men get vaxxed and don't play sports.
I don't play sports I already said that, I take boosters and obey the state. I mean I also obsess over other posters. I was a lurker back when that fat old wop made you crawl away for months as you tried to enlighten him with the truth about "trusting the science". I personally demanded every person over 6 months be vaxxed 3 times to keep nursing home patients alive. I think you are the best thing here. I love your legal assessments on American law, it's as if you have a device that connects you to legal resources which you read from. I'm impressed by no end to you. The kind of guy I am, in a 2BR rental, no yard, paycheck to paycheck I'd kill to have your life. I'm striving everyday.Do you play much in the way of sports, Booms? If I Google you am I going to find a whole lot of sporth teamth with your name on them? Do they have Master's Series in Canada?
I know a guy who can get you a gig in the ice cream industryI don't play sports I already said that, I take boosters and obey the state. I mean I also obsess over other posters. I was a lurker back when that fat old wop made you crawl away for months as you tried to enlighten him with the truth about "trusting the science". I personally demanded every person over 6 months be vaxxed 3 times to keep nursing home patients alive. I think you are the best thing here. I love your legal assessments on American law, it's as if you have a device that connects you to legal resources which you read from. I'm impressed by no end to you. The kind of guy I am, in a 2BR rental, no yard, paycheck to paycheck I'd kill to have your life. I'm striving everyday.
I'd prefer the gig be in his other vocation.I know a guy who can get you a gig in the ice cream industry
I heard you take booster shots in the heinie holeDo you play much in the way of sports, Booms? If I Google you am I going to find a whole lot of sporth teamth with your name on them? Do they have Master's Series in Canada?
Fucking kids?I'd prefer the gig be in his other vocation.
No... but I'll leave at, you have no idea and literally are what quadruple plus vaxxed? I know a thing or two about how toxins work and you're probably going to regret the chiky-jew sauce.Fucking kids?
...and you're going to regret the nitrates in your gabagool.No... but I'll leave at, you have no idea and literally are what quadruple plus vaxxed? I know a thing or two about how toxins work and you're probably going to regret the chiky-jew sauce.
I have to take another bite at that.No... but I'll leave at, you have no idea and literally are what quadruple plus vaxxed? I know a thing or two about how toxins work and you're probably going to regret the chiky-jew sauce.
I bet that sounded fuckin' bad-ass in 1980s Bergen. The thing is, outside of third-world shitholes like New Jersey, kids had computers. And modems. And that gave them access to Bulletin Board Services, and the textfiles hosted therein. And then in the 90s the Internet took off, and it was a fucking free for all. Suddenly, everybody had access to everything.I know a thing or two about how toxins work...
Haha you want Boomia to fuck you like a big bad government official.I have to take another bite at that.
I bet that sounded fuckin' bad-ass in 1980s Bergen. The thing is, outside of third-world shitholes like New Jersey, kids had computers. And modems. And that gave them access to Bulletin Board Services, and the textfiles hosted therein. And then in the 90s the Internet took off, and it was a fucking free for all. Suddenly, everybody had access to everything.
So, while you were bragging about your daddy using quaaludes to keep kids compliant so he could satisfy his deviant needs, other kids were downloading info off the fledgling net, and turning their houses into superfund sites.
Once you've had friends who've made nicotine sulphate for a goof, or who've been interviewed by cops for buying sarin precursors, the whole "My daddy made me go asleep and forget what he did to me. Isn't that cool?" story kinda pales into insignificance.
You dig*?
* Boomer term, so that you can relate.
Not as many as that fruitcake and just like Pat "quintuple" vaxxed @FurBurger is. I hear he wears 7 at a time.
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