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Hildy admits he is into pain and violence.

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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OK you assume who I am and I'll do me as you said, but most posters here seem to have an addiction to the story but only the terminally socially awkward have made 3,4,5,6 times the posts of what would be considered active posters. What's your story Minaw? Failure to launch, genital deformation, handicapped, something turned this from a hobby to a life's mission commenting on other posters. You sound like our shitskin cuntfucker complaining about people posting more than people who post actually post.
I'm not complaining about you posting too much which is odd you would say that with only 64 messages.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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My kids? How did his kid's become mine but whatever.
It's a mystery, Booms; like why you have an apostrophe in that sentence.

Or can a man who hates a county, but is ordered by his wife to move there and have kids really be considered a man? What if he lisps, and LARPS as a Actual Tough Guy online?

What then?
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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It's a mystery, Booms; like why you have an apostrophe in that sentence.

Or can a man who hates a county, but is ordered by his wife to move there and have kids really be considered a man? What if he lisps, and LARPS as a Actual Tough Guy online?

What then?
I guess unlike heroic me, Boomia is a coward, I took 7 vaccine shots myself, probably 2 more than you. I was writing his kid's nationalities become mine. I stopped mid-sentence to answer a text, never rechecked. I did however take a covid test because variant E-5 GBTQ bipoc is going around and I think I felt a slight drip in my throat. I'm not a coward and I know real men get vaxxed and don't play sports.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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I guess unlike heroic me, Boomia is a coward, I took 7 vaccine shots myself, probably 2 more than you. I was writing his kid's nationalities become mine. I stopped mid-sentence to answer a text, never rechecked. I did however take a covid test because variant E-5 GBTQ bipoc is going around and I think I felt a slight drip in my throat. I'm not a coward and I know real men get vaxxed and don't play sports.
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Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Do you play much in the way of sports, Booms? If I Google you am I going to find a whole lot of sporth teamth with your name on them? Do they have Master's Series in Canada?
I don't play sports I already said that, I take boosters and obey the state. I mean I also obsess over other posters. I was a lurker back when that fat old wop made you crawl away for months as you tried to enlighten him with the truth about "trusting the science". I personally demanded every person over 6 months be vaxxed 3 times to keep nursing home patients alive. I think you are the best thing here. I love your legal assessments on American law, it's as if you have a device that connects you to legal resources which you read from. I'm impressed by no end to you. The kind of guy I am, in a 2BR rental, no yard, paycheck to paycheck I'd kill to have your life. I'm striving everyday.
 
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I don't play sports I already said that, I take boosters and obey the state. I mean I also obsess over other posters. I was a lurker back when that fat old wop made you crawl away for months as you tried to enlighten him with the truth about "trusting the science". I personally demanded every person over 6 months be vaxxed 3 times to keep nursing home patients alive. I think you are the best thing here. I love your legal assessments on American law, it's as if you have a device that connects you to legal resources which you read from. I'm impressed by no end to you. The kind of guy I am, in a 2BR rental, no yard, paycheck to paycheck I'd kill to have your life. I'm striving everyday.
I know a guy who can get you a gig in the ice cream industry
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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Do you play much in the way of sports, Booms? If I Google you am I going to find a whole lot of sporth teamth with your name on them? Do they have Master's Series in Canada?
I heard you take booster shots in the heinie hole

tee hee
 

Prison Enjoyer

Have no tits to sag, stlaker.
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Boomia has a right to defend himself & his family, especially his young kids.

If the Hildyphile drove up to Ontario and showed up on his doorstep with lube and a big black dildo, and I was on the jury afterwards, I'd personally argue that Booms was involuntarily put into a legal self-defence situation and is thus NOT GUITY.
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Fat wops are so genetically fucking inferior they can’t even type in a voice that doesn’t scream having a hairy chest and making poor financial decisions. How does Dan, a guy with a wife he can’t even talk to and a job, manage to fuck off here but the guy with a family can’t.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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No... but I'll leave at, you have no idea and literally are what quadruple plus vaxxed? I know a thing or two about how toxins work and you're probably going to regret the chiky-jew sauce.
I have to take another bite at that.

I know a thing or two about how toxins work...
I bet that sounded fuckin' bad-ass in 1980s Bergen. The thing is, outside of third-world shitholes like New Jersey, kids had computers. And modems. And that gave them access to Bulletin Board Services, and the textfiles hosted therein. And then in the 90s the Internet took off, and it was a fucking free for all. Suddenly, everybody had access to everything.

So, while you were bragging about your daddy using quaaludes to keep kids compliant so he could satisfy his deviant needs, other kids were downloading info off the fledgling net, and turning their houses into superfund sites.

Once you've had friends who've made nicotine sulphate for a goof, or who've been interviewed by cops for buying sarin precursors, the whole "My daddy made me go asleep and forget what he did to me. Isn't that cool?" story kinda pales into insignificance.

You dig*?

* Boomer term, so that you can relate.
 
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Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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I have to take another bite at that.


I bet that sounded fuckin' bad-ass in 1980s Bergen. The thing is, outside of third-world shitholes like New Jersey, kids had computers. And modems. And that gave them access to Bulletin Board Services, and the textfiles hosted therein. And then in the 90s the Internet took off, and it was a fucking free for all. Suddenly, everybody had access to everything.

So, while you were bragging about your daddy using quaaludes to keep kids compliant so he could satisfy his deviant needs, other kids were downloading info off the fledgling net, and turning their houses into superfund sites.

Once you've had friends who've made nicotine sulphate for a goof, or who've been interviewed by cops for buying sarin precursors, the whole "My daddy made me go asleep and forget what he did to me. Isn't that cool?" story kinda pales into insignificance.

You dig*?

* Boomer term, so that you can relate.
Haha you want Boomia to fuck you like a big bad government official.

Third world shithole NJ is the 22nd richest sub national jurisdiction in the world. 10th per capita, like it's a whole wealthy company. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_country_subdivisions_by_GDP_over_200_billion_US_dollars
The best part it was comparatively more wealthy in the 80s.

Also North Jersey had amongst the world'a first FTTC rollout in project renascence from the Clifton CO in like 1998. Not to mention Bell Labs in Holmdel and its contribution to the residential internet. People were using ISDN and T1's in NJ before most places and before some shitholes even had ESS or its equivalent foreign patent stolen tech.

The truth is NJ was instrumental in fiber and the WWW and it's a superfund toxic shithole, but you're and uneducated simp that doesn't know anything but what a cursory google search yields.

Muh friends made sarin and I'm a trained knife fighter that rolled over and took poison to prevent a cold and now my heart is damaged. Weak little creature.
 
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