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Hildy admits he is into pain and violence.

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I'm pretty sure Jackie is not trying a John Edward thing for hits, it's more a case of her not even being sure of the info she thinks she has and just filling a void with anything.
That's what "psychics" do, Booms. They throw shit out into the void and see what sticks. That's why she's doing the "You have one last chance, or I go public" gag to see if she can scare anyone out of cover.

As for not making a buck off it, it's pretty common for IT security folk to not make any money for their greatest hits. You get credited as the guy that found X bug or wrote Y hacking tool, and you use that to justify a massive rate to employers. Any hits she gets just goes on her resume and pads out her next rate.

I figure she's got another month or so before moving on to a new grift; otherwise too many people will notice that she's failed.
 

Meownaw

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That's what "psychics" do, Booms. They throw shit out into the void and see what sticks. That's why she's doing the "You have one last chance, or I go public" gag to see if she can scare anyone out of cover.

As for not making a buck off it, it's pretty common for IT security folk to not make any money for their greatest hits. You get credited as the guy that found X bug or wrote Y hacking tool, and you use that to justify a massive rate to employers. Any hits she gets just goes on her resume and pads out her next rate.

I figure she's got another month or so before moving on to a new grift; otherwise too many people will notice that she's failed.
I don't think it's Boomia the more I read. Sounds like a guy who can spell and not ramble on for paragraphs about dumb shit and then get banned for saying they are going to cull someone like a moron. Odd that's he's obsessed with Hildy though.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I don't think it's Boomia the more I read. Sounds like a guy who can spell and not ramble on for paragraphs about dumb shit and then get banned for saying they are going to cull someone like a moron. Odd that's he's obsessed with Hildy though.
He hasn't lost his shit and called me a "Fucking Canuck", like he did last time either.

You know, like Boomia's own beloved wife.

And kids.

And ol' emigrant Boomia himself.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Boomia did.

(That was just the first search result, he's said it before)
Is she by chance a dual citizen from birth, thus explaining how she lived in the states? Just asking questions and are we sure he told the truth? Since you seem to have a fondness for it can you look up if he ever contradicted that one? For instance if one parent was an American and one was say a weak Australian bitch and you grew up in some Aussie chink overflowing suburb of Sydney would you still be "American" even with that horrid accent. Look it up for me, I'm curious.
 

Meownaw

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Is she by chance a dual citizen from birth, thus explaining how she lived in the states? Just asking questions and are we sure he told the truth? Since you seem to have a fondness for it can you look up if he ever contradicted that one? For instance if one parent was an American and one was say a weak Australian bitch and you grew up in some Aussie chink overflowing suburb of Sydney would you still be "American" even with that horrid accent. Look it up for me, I'm curious.
Nice not Boomia level response, stupid.
 

FurBurger

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Is she by chance a dual citizen from birth, thus explaining how she lived in the states?
Yes, if she had dual American/Canadian citizenship, she'd be Canadian.

For instance if one parent was an American and one was say a weak Australian bitch and you grew up in some Aussie chink overflowing suburb of Sydney would you still be "American" even with that horrid accent. Look it up for me, I'm curious.
You know who'd know the answer to that? Dougie would.

@Lucyfer @Riccardo Bosi , comment?

If I had to guess, though, I'd say your kids are definitely Canadian, even with a dribble of lisping New Jersey jizz in them.
 

Meownaw

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Yes, if she had dual American/Canadian citizenship, she'd be Canadian.


You know who'd know the answer to that? Dougie would.

@Lucyfer @Riccardo Bosi , comment?

If I had to guess, though, I'd say your kids are definitely Canadian, even with a dribble of lisping New Jersey jizz in them.
Dribble? Those kids don't have a dribble of anything. They are fat you see.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Yes, if she had dual American/Canadian citizenship, she'd be Canadian.


You know who'd know the answer to that? Dougie would.

@Lucyfer @Riccardo Bosi , comment?

If I had to guess, though, I'd say your kids are definitely Canadian, even with a dribble of lisping New Jersey jizz in them.
My kids? How did his kid's become mine but whatever. Anyway yes technically a person who is a dual is both, but I think you'd agree that you are where you grew up. I'm pretty sure of that.
 

Officer Chase

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I don't make alts after I've been banned because I can't quit this place and can behave but you do you.
OK you assume who I am and I'll do me as you said, but most posters here seem to have an addiction to the story but only the terminally socially awkward have made 3,4,5,6 times the posts of what would be considered active posters. What's your story Minaw? Failure to launch, genital deformation, handicapped, something turned this from a hobby to a life's mission commenting on other posters. You sound like our shitskin cuntfucker complaining about people posting more than people who post actually post.
 
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