He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger now

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Ukrainian 1: What is smart American Twitter saying we should do about our oppressed situation tonight, Dmitri?
Ukrainian 2 (Dmitri): Uh, one man say attack their tanks with paint.
U1: Perhaps we should follow this brave and no doubt traditionally masculine fellow! Does it appear he has fathered and protected many children?
U2: It appears more likely he ate them.
U1: Oh no! Well does he look like a brave and virile man who has bedded many women?
U2: I have bad news...

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

You just have to stick a banana in the tailpipe. End. Of. Tank.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Pat is at war, fighting for the Ukraine from his couch.

Political firebrand AND internet freedom fighter, child. I'm diverting all my time away from useless hobbies like stand-up comedy and training for half-marathons and into Twitter hand-to-hand combat expertise.

 

[guest]

WW3 and a nuclear holocaust are "long overdue" according to the (voluntarily) childless depressed alcoholic who is thousands of dollars in debt and has no personal or professional future. What a shocker!

 

[JumboYumYums]

Shouldn't we report this tweet? Seems like dangerous misinformation to me.

 

[guest]

Tanks are not assets in an urban environment.

He's so fucking stupid.

He is kind of an expert in "urban" environments. His bedroom turns into one on a regular basis.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'Yoohoo, comrade tank child!' *wink* *wink* *blush*

 

[BudDickman]

Yes, they coherently killed in the neighborhood of a hundred million people in the last century, you fat asshole.

I don't know what point this retard is trying to make, but all he is doing is proving that he is a true NPC who is fully indoctrinated by the mainstream media. It is so ridiculous that the media vilifies Russia as though they are the new Nazis, when for the better part of a century they were just as bad if not worse than the Nazis.

The Western media was ambivalent or sympathetic to Russia when they were murdering tens of millions by sending them to freeze to death in the gulags or by engineering famines that caused families to resort to cannibalism against each other before starving to death. The Holomodor killed millions of Ukrainians and you never anything hear about it.

 

[guest]

He is kind of an expert in "urban" environments. His bedroom turns into one on a regular basis.

His wife's pussy is an urban microclimate

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I don't know what point this retard is trying to make, but all he is doing is proving that he is a true NPC who is fully indoctrinated by the mainstream media. It is so ridiculous that the media vilifies Russia as though they are the new Nazis, when for the better part of a century they were just as bad if not worse than the Nazis.

The Western media was ambivalent or sympathetic to Russia when they were murdering tens of millions by sending them to freeze to death in the gulags or by engineering famines that caused families to resort to cannibalism against each other before starving to death. The Holomodor killed millions of Ukrainians and you never anything hear about it.

(((You never hear anything about it)))

 

[EraGodless]

He's definitely punched the air fantasizing about going to Russia to beat Putin and the KGB to death with his shitty captain america shirt on the past few days while laying on his fart couch under his pink blankey.

 

[EraGodless]

In all my years being an O&A pest and Reddit troll, this is the first time I truly despise Patrick.

people who act like condescending dickheads are one thing, people who abandon their children to play with dinosaur toys and claim welfare are another thing

people who exploit a warzone for Twitter dopamine, encouraging civilians to kill themselves in ways which should be a jackass sketch, is something I deeply, viscerally despise.

when this 300lb fantasist deadbeat finally strokes out, the world will be a better (and less heavy) place.

You are watching FATASS! I'm Patrick Tomlinson and this stunt is: Instant Death by Tank.

 

[Missy's Mangled Feetster]

He thinks tanks are actually rolling through the streets of Kiev like a battlefield game

They're blowing up some shithole village out in the boonies

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yes, they coherently killed in the neighborhood of a hundred million people in the last century, you fat asshole.

Meanwhile my jackass cousin married a Russian broad and she told me she knew people who got murdered and the killers were never charged because they bribed the cops with $500 and a bottle of vodka.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course Pat thinks the ridiculous idea would actually work and save the day. He also thinks the Ewok’s from Return of the Jedi were the coolest badasses instead a joke that ruined the movie. Notice fans haven’t been begging for the Ewoks to come back? Nobody but Pat liked them because he’s a childish retard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He got his info from a tweet and ran with it.

That is pats expert source but instead of shooting at it, throw water balloons.

 

[Steroid Maximus]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He got his info from a tweet and ran with it.

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That is pats expert source but instead of shooting at it, throw water balloons.

“Experts on Armored Warfare” means himself because according to him he’s an expert on anything that happens to be in the news that day on twitter.

 

[Steroid Maximus]

Lol, and this isn't one of us, either

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Get them children. Have Fun!