Imagine being invaded by Russia and taking time and energy to fill a bunch of balloons with paint
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger now
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lol Pat told a Jewish South African to "Learn English"
He has a goddamned fucking daughter out there somewhere.
What the fuck are you talking about "long overdue" you fucking Untermensch?
Nice nihilism, stupid.
I want to kill him.
What the fuck are you talking about "long overdue" you fucking Untermensch?
Nice nihilism, stupid.
I want to kill him.
If you click on one of his tweets, they all look like this:
These aren't even any of us, he's giving regular people on twitter the imposter child treatment.
These aren't even any of us, he's giving regular people on twitter the imposter child treatment.
He thinks they're Russians, like they want to take down an account giving out the dumbest fucking advice I've ever heard (fight them with water balloons) that would only get Ukrainians killed.
Are you trying to say Pat’s Dennis The Menace approach to urban warfare wouldn’t work?
Yes. Fuck it while we're at it let's just deploy McCauley Coulkin with some hotwheels cars, marbles, and a baggy of heroine and this should get sorted out.
Good one. What's it been... one day?
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Broken clocks, eh gang?
Oh, my sweet summer peacetime child...Just go down to your local Wal-mart and pick up some balloons. Next, get a gallon or two of black paint from your friendly neighborhood Lowe's or wherever, but never from Home Depot. They support Trump, child. Get some takeout meatloaf on the drive home because tying all these paint balloons is going to take awhile.
Hamamoto Kansuke.Sergeant Pork?
or
Ton Szu
Hey pat, look what tanks do:
But yeah sure. Encourage people to go play around them just because you live in a pretend action movie and think you're the hero. Ignorant, fat cunt.
But yeah sure. Encourage people to go play around them just because you live in a pretend action movie and think you're the hero. Ignorant, fat cunt.
Oh I'm sorry. Did you think your zero-children-provided-for account would get a voice here?
Evidently a special boy is well versed in the Finland-Russia war. Where the “Molotov Cocktail” and paint balloons originated in urban warfare. Or he googled “how to fight a tank”.
You know what’s more effective than Molotov’s against a tank Piggy? If you make a sticky bomb by stuffing explosives in a sock and coating it with grease. When you throw it into the tank tracks it will blow them apart. You know how we know that? Because most of us also know something about World War II and saw Saving Private Ryan.
You know what’s more effective than Molotov’s against a tank Piggy? If you make a sticky bomb by stuffing explosives in a sock and coating it with grease. When you throw it into the tank tracks it will blow them apart. You know how we know that? Because most of us also know something about World War II and saw Saving Private Ryan.
Pat is at war, fighting for the Ukraine from his couch.
"I'm getting too fat for this shit."