He is waxing about The Matrix again

[The Talking Dead]

Also the really wasn’t high speed internet in 98/99 anywhere in the country, maybe if you worked in an office and had a t1 line. 56k was considered high speed at that time.

Yup. High speed internet wasn't commonplace until the early 00s. He always has to make himself seem like a special boy.

 

[Cunt fucker is Boq]

MY USERNAME!!!!

DURKA DURKA!!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Also the really wasn’t high speed internet in 98/99 anywhere in the country, maybe if you worked in an office and had a t1 line. 56k was considered high speed at that time.

We had it in the dorms in college at the time. Stayed in the dorms sophomore year for that reason alone. Napster with the high speed downloads was great.

Still didn't know anything about the Matrix until the hick who lived across the hall said I had to go see it with him 'right now'. He had just come back from seeing it and wanted to watch it again. It was pretty good.

 

[stealthygeek]

He always has to make himself seem like a special boy.

It's the whole reason he relates to this movie and "felt like a god" after seeing it. Neo is a seemingly regular feller who one day finds out he's actually a special boy destined to save humanity with his special boy powers. Harry Potter follows the same formula. Get them children, etc.

 

[The Talking Dead]

It's the whole reason he relates to this movie and "felt like a god" after seeing it. Neo is a seemingly regular feller who one day finds out he's actually a special boy destined to save humanity with his special boy powers. Harry Potter follows the same formula. Get them children, etc.

Instead of dodging bullets, Rick's special power is making impotent prison threats and eating bar slop 7 days a week.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

The first movie was huge at the time. Even if you didn't personally know anyone who saw it, you for sure heard about it. Patrick watches too much TV and plays with too many toys and video games to have not seen a trailer for it. Only thing that supports his story of going in blind is he had no job or friends and was just at home on the roof watching them boys fly in the mud all day.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Instead of dodging bullets, Rick's special power is making impotent prison threats and eating bar slop 7 days a week.

Pat dodges child support payments like Neo dodges bullets

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What the fuck does trans day of visibility even mean? What days are these freaks not visible? They stick out everywhere they go, everyday. The 6’2” broad shouldered black dude in pink yoga pants isn’t exactly going under the radar.

With her stubbly Adams Apple and all

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Those movies are gay. I saw the first one on dvd as a teenager and forgot all about it an hour later. Of course this fat hick found it life-changing.

I thought they were cool before I saw movies like Hard Boiled or The Raid. The Matrix looks like absolute dogshit compared to those action master pieces. John Wick is fucking gay too.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I saw 10 minutes of the first one and immediately hated it even as a retarded 12 year old.

“The matrix is telling me this chicken is delicious.” Is it? FUCKING YUCK

I’m also sick of people saying Keanu Reeves is a good actor.

“CANS! Cans! It’s cans!” FUCKING YUCK AGAIN

He stinks and I don’t like him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The fact that he likes all the sequels, including the most recent one, renders his opinion absolutely worthless. Of course he has to pretend they were "trans sisters" when it came out too and do his usual virtue signaling around that. He's fucking exhausting.

Those sequels were all shit - even huge matrix fans thought they sucked. Have those brothers that are now sisters have any hits outside of the matrix?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The first movie was huge at the time. Even if you didn't personally know anyone who saw it, you for sure heard about it. Patrick watches too much TV and plays with too many toys and video games to have not seen a trailer for it. Only thing that supports his story of going in blind is he had no job or friends and was just at home on the roof watching them boys fly in the mud all day.

Not only did the movie have a good advertising budget (believe it even had a Super Bowl ad) but also has a ton of hype behind it and even a popular soundtrack that was all the big hard rock acts at the time (RATM, Rob Zombie, Manson, etc)

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Those sequels were all shit - even huge matrix fans thought they sucked. Have those brothers that are now sisters have any hits outside of the matrix?

V for vendetta. They used to be Kings cause they made Bound, which features those lesbo scenes with prime Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon.

 

[wbgreen]

It's the whole reason he relates to this movie and "felt like a god" after seeing it. Neo is a seemingly regular feller who one day finds out he's actually a special boy destined to save humanity with his special boy powers. Harry Potter follows the same formula. Get them children, etc.

It was a movie for the chronically online, which was still a niche thing before Facebook grabbed every Boomer. What if your online identity was your true self and the real world (where you are a loser) doesn't even exist?

I’m also sick of people saying Keanu Reeves is a good actor.

“CANS! Cans! It’s cans!” FUCKING YUCK AGAIN

He stinks and I don’t like him.

Every scene he is in ruins the Dracula movie. Oldman and Hopkins are fucking pros, and here is this dingus talking like a California surfer in Victorian England.

They used to be Kings cause they made Bound, which features those lesbo scenes with prime Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon.

Criterion Collection is putting that out on 4k this year. Can not wait.

 

[OhDara]

The boldest thing the Wachowskis ever did was put all their actors in yellow face in Cloud Atlas

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The first movie was great. Everything they’ve put out since has been absolute trash(especially the sequels). So of course he has to virtue signal about troons.

Also the really wasn’t high speed internet in 98/99 anywhere in the country, maybe if you worked in an office and had a t1 line. 56k was considered high speed at that time.

Pat’s always had DSLs though. Just ask Trump.

 

[guest]

I saw 10 minutes of the first one and immediately hated it even as a retarded 12 year old.

“The matrix is telling me this chicken is delicious.” Is it? FUCKING YUCK

I’m also sick of people saying Keanu Reeves is a good actor.

“CANS! Cans! It’s cans!” FUCKING YUCK AGAIN

He stinks and I don’t like him.

Same age as you. It was my first pirated movie...I thought it was childish af

 

[RoTheHo69]

Brainwashed, mentally colonized fat rube...His world view and pre-packaged politics shaped by movies made in Hollywood by occultist Jews, and no amount of travelling or life experience changed that. How empty and lacking stimulus was his life in rural Wisconsin that he sponged all that nonsense up?

They have practical and resourceful people that build engines and do cool shit even in the most rural place. He's just a gay.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I enjoyed The Matrix when it came out but you’ve got to be some low IQ window licker to think it was a life changing movie.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I enjoyed The Matrix when it came out but you’ve got to be some low IQ window licker to think it was a life changing movie.

To normal people it was a typical Hollywood action movie that had (at the time) some pretty good action scenes and special effects (the whole bullet freezing etc) but only retards like Pat and Shane made it a major part of their personality. Matrix was the same as the first Fast & Furious to me.

I remember my friends and I saw the second one in theaters and we all thought it was a huge piece of shit besides the highway action sequence. Rick bought a leather duster jacket and sunglasses to look like the matrix.

American Pie 2 was a better sequel than the second Matrix.