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He can’t be serious

TorqueWheeler

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KissesCumia said:
Probably my favorite throwaway joke I've ever heard was on The Bonfire. They were talking about Godsmack (what else is there for Big Jay to discuss) and Soder says how every Godsmack song sounds like it was written by a mean housecat.

NEVER MISUNDERSTAND ME, KEEP AWAY FROM ME!

I'M DOING THE BEST I EVER DID NOW GO AWAY!

NEVER DID I WANT TO BE HERE AGAIN AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHY I CAME!

Just the thought of some random suburban cat, his owner has her nephews over and they try and pet him, which pisses him off so much he goes and writes another Godsmack banger. I! STAND ALONE! The tortured artistic genius of an angry cat.
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Dan mentioned Sully/Godsmack and Opie. Opie later confessed to Sully that he threw their demo out the window of his car and Sully found it so funny he was obviously hurt and never went back on the show again. They were (are?) a terrible AIC tribute band though so fuck ‘em.
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
Smarter than Patrick. She’s never resurfaced.
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Still the ugliest thing I've ever seen claiming to be a female.

She got off pretty light compared to how much shit she was apparently trying to do to help the Pig. Well, her fellow pig. I don't recall her even getting doxxed beyond people just fucking with her on social media
 
TorqueWheeler

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DominusOdium said:
Still the ugliest thing I've ever seen claiming to be a female.

She got off pretty light compared to how much shit she was apparently trying to do to help the Pig. Well, her fellow pig. I don't recall her even getting doxxed beyond people just fucking with her on social media
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She was smart enough to erase all traces of herself on social media shortly after it started. Otherwise she’d still be getting it.
 
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