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Having pride in your sexual preferences and desires is so fucking gross.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My step brother once had his leg laid on a curb and stomped on til it broke. That was a Canadian.
I know a guy that got beat into a coma by a bunch of bouncers and they broke both his legs the same way. Way overboard, but this Russian dude turned into an animal. Like his mission was obviously to kill the guy and I think he did pretty quickly and the just kept going for WAY too long. At one point it seems like he's going to stop because his hands were probably broken to shit and he just reposition the guy so he's sitting against a wall and he gives him like 20 knees to the face and then goes back to stomping on him when he falls back over. It's the most violent thing I've ever seen.
 
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I know a guy that got beat into a coma by a bunch of bouncers and they broke both his legs the same way. Way overboard, but this Russian dude turned into an animal. Like his mission was obviously to kill the guy and I think he did pretty quickly and the just kept going for WAY too long. At one point it seems like he's going to stop because his hands were probably broken to shit and he just reposition the guy so he's sitting against a wall and he gives him like 20 knees to the face and then goes back to stomping on him when he falls back over. It's the most violent thing I've ever seen.
Russians are barbarians.
 

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I know a guy that got beat into a coma by a bunch of bouncers and they broke both his legs the same way. Way overboard, but this Russian dude turned into an animal. Like his mission was obviously to kill the guy and I think he did pretty quickly and the just kept going for WAY too long. At one point it seems like he's going to stop because his hands were probably broken to shit and he just reposition the guy so he's sitting against a wall and he gives him like 20 knees to the face and then goes back to stomping on him when he falls back over. It's the most violent thing I've ever seen.
I met a group of Russian guys in Korea who went "we've never fought an Englishman. Wanna find one?". My immediate response was "hell yeah!".
 

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I met a group of Russian guys in Korea who went "we've never fought an Englishman. Wanna find one?". My immediate response was "hell yeah!".
By the way I was with an American and had to translate to him. He was like "what the hell are you doing!?" "I'm looking for an English person!". Korea was fun.
 

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By the way I was with an American and had to translate to him. He was like "what the hell are you doing!?" "I'm looking for an English person!". Korea was fun.
When I was a kid there were these two super short kids in the grade younger than me and any time I saw them standing close to eachother I'd pick them up and put them where the other one was standing. Rearranging the midgets. They hated it. I feel like I'd get drunk and start doing that to strangers in an Asian country. The one kid was black too and I'd rub his fucking head all the time because it felt neat which is apparently like not cool at all lol. That kid probably dreamed about fucking killing me on a regular basis and I never even realized I was being a retard. If he didn't want to be picked up and carried around like a baby by people his own age like Webster then maybe he shouldn't have been so fucking small and adorable. His brother was normal sized.
 

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I never want to go to Russia solely based off of one "fight" video I saw. Two guys arguing outside a bar, one dude starts beating the fuck out of the other. Buddy is probably braindead dead like 8 shots in and the guy continues brutally beating this fucking limp body for like 6 minutes straight, stomping on his head and ribs, the whole 9 yards. People try to pull him off a bunch of times but the guy is just tunnel vision on beating this guy to death and just never stops. It's one of the most disturbing displays of rage I've ever seen. That's coming from ME.
Have you seen the one where one guy knocks out another, kicks his head in for a while and then methodically breaks both the guy's arms and legs? PFG(ruesome).

I met a Slovakian guy once who had one eye. When I asked him what had happened, he told me he'd been on a business trip to Moscow, was minding his own business drinking in a bar, then just randomly got attacked by 3 Russian dudes. They literally beat one of his eyes out of his head.
 

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Have you seen the one where one guy knocks out another, kicks his head in for a while and then methodically breaks both the guy's arms and legs? PFG(ruesome).

I met a Slovakian guy once who had one eye. When I asked him what had happened, he told me he'd been on a business trip to Moscow, was minding his own business drinking in a bar, then just randomly got attacked by 3 Russian dudes. They literally beat one of his eyes out of his head.
they're not people
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Have you seen the one where one guy knocks out another, kicks his head in for a while and then methodically breaks both the guy's arms and legs? PFG(ruesome).

I met a Slovakian guy once who had one eye. When I asked him what had happened, he told me he'd been on a business trip to Moscow, was minding his own business drinking in a bar, then just randomly got attacked by 3 Russian dudes. They literally beat one of his eyes out of his head.
Lol the only way I'd have it in me to do that to someone would be like a pedophile or someone who hurt my mother or something. I've blacked out during a couple fights and still stopped when they were done.
 

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Even if you aren’t a religious person. It’s still just weird and defies polite standards.

I don’t want to hear about anybodies sex lives.

It really is abhorrent to shoe horn the gay agenda into teaching children. The last thing kids should be taught is pride in any perverse behaviour you can dream up.

I don't want to hear about anybodies sex lives!

Here's a bumble conversation I had with an uggo about sleepy time tea bear. I am the supreme sexhaver of onaforums who has a lot of sex.
 

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As far as the ‘queer’ umbrella goes, call me a feeble fruit, but I actually don’t like the word or the forced-teaming.

I’m gay myself, and I feel as if I don’t fit in with all these pink-washing, cross-dressing and LARPing attention-seeking posho art school weirdos. Half of them are straight or straight-leaning bi, anyway, they just used to be Emos/Goths or cosplayers, and had to grow out of it in Uni, so this is the next best thing they can get away with. Or they’re just promiscuous, and don’t want to be ‘shamed’ for it or conversely pressured into flogging their wares like so many do these days.

The whole ‘movement’ is far from counter cultural, so false and transparently performative as well as corporatised. They’ll sell any old rainbow shit to kids, pink Scotch mist of they could. And they’ll forcibly insert the worst gay OC/Mary Sue characters into telly programmes and books, just to sell more. I understand that business is business and it’s unscrupulously tied with idpol now but..let’s not muck about.

If I like someone and want to be with them or get with them, I’ll just do that, quietly and in my own private way. So long as the government or the police or my employer don’t get involved and threaten me out of it, what need is there for a parade or a campaign or sparkly Pride Coke bottles? And what is a Gaylor Swifty? I hate it here.

And in closing, I go back to it (this will only make sense to Britfags on here): footballer Jordan Henderson’s only crime was refusing to decry horrific *labour rights* abuses at his very cushy big money Saudi job, and this was conveniently overlooked by the very people castigating him for ignoring *their* civil rights campaign—the LGBTQ community. Proving how classist and bootlicking the whole organisation really is. He was witch-hunted for the wrong fucking thing, because the Saesneg are so fucking dim and entitled. And with his gammy legs and blindness to the plight of impoverished Indian slaves, I still say Hendo should be reinstated England captain (I support Cymru)
 
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I’m gay myself,
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Even if you aren’t a religious person. It’s still just weird and defies polite standards.

I don’t want to hear about anybodies sex lives.

It really is abhorrent to shoe horn the gay agenda into teaching children. The last thing kids should be taught is pride in any perverse behaviour you can dream up.
I’m not really sure how the last paragraph fits into the first part of what you’re saying. It’s kind of a weird segue. I agree with you at the start.

I agree but people that over share don’t necessarily dovetail with deviancy or maybe I’m just misunderstanding your position. No normal sexually active person wants homosexuality taught to children.
 
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