Having pride in your sexual preferences and desires is so fucking gross.

[NoBacon]

Sexual activities should be kept secret. Never let the women know you're watching.

real gentleman don’t rape and tell

 

[NoBacon]

I don't know. We're not gunna agree on LGBTQ issues. I have no problems with them at all other than the political people who think they represent them.

In all respect though, you are a deeply sickly goat looking person.

 

[Professor Rape]

I don't know. We're not gunna agree on LGBTQ issues. I have no problems with them at all other than the political people who think they represent them.

I just realized you're a kindergarten teacher.

 

[PickleRickle]

I don't know. We're not gunna agree on LGBTQ issues. I have no problems with them at all other than the political people who think they represent them.

You're empathizing with the plight of transsexual child molesters because your hand hurts and you need a shower. Fuckin' cmonnnnnn

 

[Toast]

One once drove me home from a bar when I was too drunk. That's a person with a heart and compassion.

You were also too drunk to remember the thank you blowjob you gave him.

 

[musTARD]

I actually agree with you. Sexuality shouldn't be your identity. I'm a straight guy but I've had trans and gay friends who are normal (to me). It's not their life. They don't campaign. They don't March. They're just people. But it seems to me, in America especially people make their whole life about it.

Side note I also hate it when straight people make their identity sex.

"Im a straight guy"

 

[Turk February]

You were also too drunk to remember the thank you blowjob you gave him.

I actually think I tried and they got freaked out. I definitely had a tea with them in my apartment. I know I didn't fuck (or mouth fuck) or anything. But it was one of those nights where I got carried away.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

"Im a straight guy"

He's been called sexy

 

[Turk February]

He's been called sexy

By Boq.

 

[Turk February]

I actually like that photo. I was happier, healthier, and in my wife's pajamas. It rules.

Edit 1: she really likes bats.

 

[PickleRickle]

I actually like that photo. I was happier, healthier, and in my wife's pajamas. It rules.

Edit 1: she really likes bats.

She's not your wife anymore. Look to the future. Stop being gay.

 

[Turk February]

She's not your wife anymore. Look to the future. Stop being gay.

You're gay and I will stab your gay thighs with a steak knife you bitch.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I don't know. We're not gunna agree on LGBTQ issues. I have no problems with them at all other than the political people who think they represent them.

Just don't sin openly and expect me to clap and give you an "attaboy" and I'm fine.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I actually like that photo. I was happier, healthier, and in my wife's pajamas. It rules.

Edit 1: she really likes bats.

Those are some... roomy pyjamas

 

[musTARD]

I actually like that photo. I was happier, healthier, and in my wife's pajamas. It rules.

Edit 1: she really likes bats.

You never had a wife. Boq told me the truth.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lots of people are like Pat.

I have friends who tell me about things that they did in bed with their girlfriends or wives. It’s so weird.

This one guy was telling us how he got “special surprise” on his birthday from his wife, and I sort of feigned a laugh and said “cool, man” - and he wouldn’t drop it and had to spell it out, his wife let him do anal.

Oh…. Yeah… uhhh .. cool man. What the fuck do you want people to say to that?

I am a pervert and that shit makes me uncomfortable too. Why do you want me thinking about fucking your wife, bud?

 

[NoBacon]

You're gay and I will stab your gay thighs with a steak knife you bitch.

I’m not fine with that, I want everybody to call on the name of the Lord. Which means not being a gay person or a mutant person.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One once drove me home from a bar when I was too drunk. That's a person with a heart and compassion.

I'm probably less compassionate than average and I've given a lot of random idiots rides. That's a pretty minor act of kindness and is sirt of just the decent thing to do.

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm probably less compassionate than average and I've given a lot of random idiots rides. That's a pretty minor act of kindness and is sirt of just the decent thing to do.

Thank you! Talk some sense into your boy. He's being retarded again.

 

[Turk February]

Thank you! Talk some sense into your boy. He's being retarded again.

How am I being mocked by someone named after Rick and Morty!? Look. I'm just not homophobic. I love the Kids in the Hall, I love Eurovision. I like most gay people.