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Have you ever picked up a girl and got laid at somewhere that wasnt a bar?

WhereWeAt

WhereWeAt

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Honeycomb Hideout said:
Is it still possible? Im thinking of hitting up some AA meetings to find some women who will put out quickly
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When I lived in Japan, I was on a domestic flight and took home the girl in the seat next to me on the plane.

I also worked hybrid in a city that's a major airline hub, so on the nights I stayed in town I was at a crash pad with a bunch of pilots. That same building has a bunch of flight attendants' crash pads too and I've had some luck chatting them up on the elevator.
 
TorqueWheeler

TorqueWheeler

Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
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WhereWeAt said:
When I lived in Japan, I was on a domestic flight and took home the girl in the seat next to me on the plane.

I also worked hybrid in a city that's a major airline hub, so on the nights I stayed in town I was at a crash pad with a bunch of pilots. That same building has a bunch of flight attendants' crash pads too and I've had some luck chatting them up on the elevator.
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Funny you say that, my first flight ever to Japan I was sat in the emergency exit row so one of the cabin crew was there in front of me. It was her last flight before she quit to get married. We got on amazingly well and I ended up fucking her. Good times.
 
Professor Consent

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
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WhereWeAt said:
When I lived in Japan, I was on a domestic flight and took home the girl in the seat next to me on the plane.

I also worked hybrid in a city that's a major airline hub, so on the nights I stayed in town I was at a crash pad with a bunch of pilots. That same building has a bunch of flight attendants' crash pads too and I've had some luck chatting them up on the elevator.
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TorqueWheeler said:
Funny you say that, my first flight ever to Japan I was sat in the emergency exit row so one of the cabin crew was there in front of me. It was her last flight before she quit to get married. We got on amazingly well and I ended up fucking her. Good times.
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You guys are right, plane rides is a great place to pick up women. I didn't fuck her (she was ugly) but I did hang out with a chick I met on a plane ride.

But nothing compares to the time there was this hot spanish chick sitting next to me. I was middle seat, she was window, and instead of asking me to stand up when she had to go to the bathroom etc, she'd just climb over me and put her pussy and ass in my face every time. That was a great flight. I like rape.
 
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This is cringey as fuck, but here goes:

One time I was on a flight and my GF was too, but we were in different seats. This was back when Priceline actually got you cheap flights (they suck now) and we had two different seats because Priceline.

I was totally hitting it off with the girl who was seated next to me. Really vibing with her.

When the plane landed, it hit me that she might be DTF. But instead of smoothly getting her number while she was sitting next to me, I didn't shoot my shot until the plane landed.

So she's walking off the plane, and my girlfriend is behind me on the plane, and then I run after the girl I was flirting with and I scribble my phone number down on a napkin and give it to her. Just so fucking awkward, because she was already well off the plane, AND my girlfriend was stuck on the plane and I looked like a complete cunt because I didn't wait for her, didn't help her with her luggage and TRIED TO GET MY DICK WET right in front of her.

Of course, some women are doormats and she never said a word about it.

Also, duh, the girl never called me.

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I felt like a complete douche that day, and felt bad for how I treated my girlfriend. But it just occurred to me that literally every girl I've ever dated, there have been nights where we went to a bar or a nightclub and I came out of the bathroom to find that some guy was trying to fuck her. So maybe women are more tolerant of this than I considered.
 
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