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Have you ever picked up a girl and got laid at somewhere that wasnt a bar?

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Professor Rape said:
How? Long distance or the subway? lol
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When I was way younger some chick literally asked me if I wanted to fuck on the subway one Friday night in NY. On something called the Marine Liner in Japan I sat next to this chick for about an hour who started talking to me and we ended up going to a love hotel and then I think I blocked her on my phone the next day. She was cute though but... Well, you know.
 
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Professor Rape said:
Oh yeah, that's happened to everyone.
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I assume so. She was some sort of random Asian. between her and the Korean chick I dated in high school she probably ruined something inside me.

Being a degenerate sex addict who couldn't stop wanting more probably helped.
 
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Jack_Horner said:
This is cringey as fuck, but here goes:

One time I was on a flight and my GF was too, but we were in different seats. This was back when Priceline actually got you cheap flights (they suck now) and we had two different seats because Priceline.

I was totally hitting it off with the girl who was seated next to me. Really vibing with her.

When the plane landed, it hit me that she might be DTF. But instead of smoothly getting her number while she was sitting next to me, I didn't shoot my shot until the plane landed.

So she's walking off the plane, and my girlfriend is behind me on the plane, and then I run after the girl I was flirting with and I scribble my phone number down on a napkin and give it to her. Just so fucking awkward, because she was already well off the plane, AND my girlfriend was stuck on the plane and I looked like a complete cunt because I didn't wait for her, didn't help her with her luggage and TRIED TO GET MY DICK WET right in front of her.

Of course, some women are doormats and she never said a word about it.

Also, duh, the girl never called me.

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I felt like a complete douche that day, and felt bad for how I treated my girlfriend. But it just occurred to me that literally every girl I've ever dated, there have been nights where we went to a bar or a nightclub and I came out of the bathroom to find that some guy was trying to fuck her. So maybe women are more tolerant of this than I considered.
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hey retard, next time don't say "I was on a flight and my gf was too" just fucking say me and my gf were on a flight. Fucking retard cunt.
 
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Jack_Horner said:
This is cringey as fuck, but here goes:

One time I was on a flight and my GF was too, but we were in different seats. This was back when Priceline actually got you cheap flights (they suck now) and we had two different seats because Priceline.

I was totally hitting it off with the girl who was seated next to me. Really vibing with her.

When the plane landed, it hit me that she might be DTF. But instead of smoothly getting her number while she was sitting next to me, I didn't shoot my shot until the plane landed.

So she's walking off the plane, and my girlfriend is behind me on the plane, and then I run after the girl I was flirting with and I scribble my phone number down on a napkin and give it to her. Just so fucking awkward, because she was already well off the plane, AND my girlfriend was stuck on the plane and I looked like a complete cunt because I didn't wait for her, didn't help her with her luggage and TRIED TO GET MY DICK WET right in front of her.

Of course, some women are doormats and she never said a word about it.

Also, duh, the girl never called me.

EDIT:

I felt like a complete douche that day, and felt bad for how I treated my girlfriend. But it just occurred to me that literally every girl I've ever dated, there have been nights where we went to a bar or a nightclub and I came out of the bathroom to find that some guy was trying to fuck her. So maybe women are more tolerant of this than I considered.
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JFC. Quit yapping you fat faggot.
 
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not "doing a bit" when i type this, but i literally cannot remember a woman having sex with me, and they weren't drunk
 
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DMAN said:
The DMAN for whatever reason has had incredible luck with girls who work at Walgreens. They are all amazing whores.
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There’s a chubby color hair woman that works at the one I go to. I’m gonna try to work something up. I’m tired of being a pussy who gets none
 
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medium wyzzz said:
There’s a chubby color hair woman that works at the one I go to. I’m gonna try to work something up. I’m tired of being a pussy who gets none
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They're always chubby, but if they're young enough it doesn't count as fat until they get stretch marks.
 
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