Have you ever paid for porn? I legitimately don't understand how it's a billion dollar industry

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bought a girls onlyfans once, someone I knew personally but I used privacy.com. I took screenshots of everything and sent it to her dad and oldest brother. I don't even know why I did it, I felt like such a piece of shit after but it also made me laugh.

You're seriously a creative genius when it comes to fucking with people's lives. So funny. So incredibly mean.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Regular garden variety porn is easily available for free, yes. But if you have a specific niche fetish you're not gonna find as much of it for free on the internet. I have a thing for fat women getting into small cars. I've paid as much as $15 to get a clip of a great big fat girl squeezing herself into a sedan. I'm not proud of it, and I try to avoid paying as much as I can. But sometimes when you see a snippet and you already have your dick in your hand and Google has your credit card stored you succumb to temptation.

It never feels good after.

I laughed harder at your slapstick comedy fetish than I've laughed at anything in like five years.