Have you ever met anyone named Layla?

Uncle Anthony Cumia · May 26, 2023

Fat little piggy said:
Wait is this true? I never heard it before but wow what a piece of shit

Take your pick it’s for the river card, or someone who overdosed at the Viper room. Either way, Joe is a cunt.

Salted Earth Truffle · May 28, 2023

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Yeah, a baby. Named by the same type of dumb cunt who would name their kid "Roxanne" because they heard it in a song.

My parents almost named my brother that, before they knew he was a boy. I’m not saying they were dumb cunts, but they did a lot of drugs.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda · May 28, 2023

Salted Earth Truffle said:
My parents almost named my brother that, before they knew he was a boy. I’m not saying they were dumb cunts, but they did a lot of drugs.

Was it because of the song though? Because the song is about a prostitute. Your parents were just ahead of the times. Being a whore is considered to be one of the most noble professions in the world now.

Salted Earth Truffle · May 29, 2023

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Was it because of the song though? Because the song is about a prostitute. Your parents were just ahead of the times. Being a whore is considered to be one of the most noble professions in the world now.

The song isn’t even subtle about being about a prostitute. So yes, that’s probably why two druggies picked it.

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Have you ever met anyone named Layla?

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Sing a song of hope into my ass

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5