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Have you ever met anyone named Layla?


I'm what they call "downstairs retarded"
Never knew a Layla. Once in college I did however meet a woman named Lola. The line I used that actually worked for a minute was "I never kissed a girl named after a Kinks song." Her response was "well, you probably should."

Sadly one of my friends actually ended up sleeping with her that night and I ended up alone.
You called her a tranny, dude. Fucking smooth.


hard drive full of CP media


The song was inspired by a love story that originated in 7th-century Arabia and later formed the basis of The Story of Layla and Majnun by the 12th-century Persian poet Nizami Ganjavi,[1] a copy of which Ian Dallas had given to Clapton.

Layla and Majnun


Layla's lineage is: Laylā bint Mahdī bin Saʿd bin Muzahim bin ʿAds bin Rabīʿah bin Jaʿdah bin Ka'b bin Rabīʿah bin Hawāzin bin Mansūr bin ʿAkramah bin Khaṣfah bin Qays ʿAylān bin Muḍar bin Nizār bin Maʿad bin ʿAdnan.

She was called "Umm Mālik (أم مالك)".

In Arabic:

ليلى بنت مهدي بن سعد بن مزاحم بن عدس بن ربيعة بن جعدة بن كعب بن ربيعة بن عامر بن صعصعة بن معاوية بن بكر بن هوازن بن منصور بن عكرمة بن خصفة بن قيس عيلان بن مضر بن نزار بن معد بن عدنان