if you post any more crude filth like this in the future, i will ban your accountYes. All of you call your mothers up and ask how big my dick was.
She said about my length, but not as thick. Said you were 'spirited' and later kindly complimented her on her nut bread. Much appreciated, Sue.Yes. All of you call your mothers up and ask how big my dick was.
How many came out for the lineup? Was it awkward when you walked in? How much did you pay and for what ?. Also, one time I tried the legal route at a brothel in Pahrump Nevada. Wasn't bad just way overpriced.
No disrespect, but wasn’t your wife an escort before you guys met?Never paid for it, but I fucked a Ukrainian stripper off of Bumble who I’m pretty sure was a genuine who-ah cause I got the clap and found out she used a fake name / backstory with me
Is this the hot new humour of 20 y/o zoomers these days? LameYes. All of you call your mothers up and ask how big my dick was.
I would save an escort if I had a scrying ball that could see a guaranteed future of undying loyalty and lots, and lots of fucking.No disrespect, but wasn’t your wife an escort before you guys met?
Yeah, and every itch afterwards had me wanting to kill myself. Then theres the 7 year AIDS clock you have to trip out over. Its not worth it.
I cant deny your logical conclusion.Finally a good thread,
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Probably 350ish now.
Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Because they know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:
No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.
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Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
Ok let me try to remember here. Didn't do the line up as I picked a girl out on their website before even going. Booked for her specifically.How many came out for the lineup? Was it awkward when you walked in? How much did you pay and for what ?
How were the rules laid out?. Always been curious about that at those bunny ranch places
Thank you -- ill hang up and listen to your response
Common misconceptionWhen I was a drug addict, I was sort-of friends with one who gave me a BJ.
The reality of prostitutes is so much bleaker than any movie makes them out to be, and they’re almost all just hopeless heroin or fentanyl addicts.
“Yo mama jokes”? No those have been around since your mom was getting fucked by your grandfather.Is this the hot new humour of 20 y/o zoomers these days? Lame
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